Beating The One Eyed Python

Beating The One Eyed Python is the term used to describe masturbation, an act in which a man strokes his foreskin back and forth until he orgasms. The term " Beating " adds to the violence of the smack because the user is not just pulling his python, he is infact beating it so damn hard that it turns red.

"Wow dad, i have been Beating The One Eyed Python over mum today!"

by Greacy Grace the Third November 27, 2018

Beating Around The Bush

N. When a person (TWEEKER) prefers to masturbate when there is a WILLING SEX PARTNER in THE room, or adjacent rooms.

All these bitches out here and ol' Stinky's in his room BEATING AROUND THE BUSH!

by Dumper Dave December 3, 2019

Beatings

What you give to your disobediant child when he/she doesn't do his homework.

"Bobby got beatings from his dad when he found him not doing his homework"

by The bullet that went in John L June 5, 2020

Das Booting

When a person punches another person's chin through that person's ass, after having put that person's chin in their ass to begin with. Often performed by the french as a form of spousal abuse..

Josee put his chin in his ass, then immediately punched it out, and called it das booting.

by dean1809 April 8, 2010

soap beating

To beat someone senseless with a bar of soap in a tube sock.

yo man lets go give that nerd a soap beating!

by divebombz November 8, 2013

beast beating

to use use bigger items like a pipe wrench or sledge hammer to kill or obliterate bigger animals like, moose, black bear, brown bear, hippo, armadillo, and my favorite to beat alligators.

hey Gilbert wanna go beast beating i found a pack of hippos.

fuck yea Tyler i will grab my sledge hammer and we can go beast beating.

by gilbertwood November 14, 2017

Furry beating

When someone spams a furry with offensive terms

Person: If you don't shut up I will give you a furry beating

Furry: UwU please don't hurt me *whines uncontrollably*

by Casual main April 1, 2021