blobgobbler

a hypocrite, one who goes back on their word

ugh, john told me that he hated dogs but he adopted one last week! what a blobgobbler.

stella's such a blobgobbler, she promised me that she'd give my sweater back but never did!

by johncenasseventhtooth October 16, 2021

Blob

Blob is a great person, they're funny and cool. They like raccoons too. They're a loving person and they're fun to talk with. Sometimes they're confusing though. They also love online games like Minecraft and Genshin Impact. They're crazy but in a good way.

Blob of a green apple.
Blob is a human being who exists.

by ari.by.arisa October 17, 2021

Blobby

A daft cunt

He just fell over, what a blobby.

by Thorbaaforkhofal November 22, 2021

Blob

An adjective for a polish 27 year old fresher going by the name of Isaac

Stop being such a blob

by The blob exterminator November 19, 2021

blobfishgang

A awesome person who is in a gang with blobfish

The blobfishgang terrorized the ocean

by Blobfishgang December 6, 2021

blob sucker

when someone dares to suck your blob

hey Micheal, don't you even fucking dare to suck my blob again you fucking blob sucker!
* Micheal proceeds to suck his blob *

by brigidonzio January 5, 2022

BLOB

B-Basic
L-Last
O-Option
B-Bitch

There were no baddies left so I had to cuff a blob for the night.

by Carserate January 17, 2022