The helium handed blonde bimbo got caught trying to steal from her pimp. She still loves him, but she won't try THAT no more.
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Get the helium-handed blonde bimbo mug.Awesomest blonde EVER...she will add you to her KILL list if you dont cooperate. Lawnmowers are often used by Her.
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An attractive, highly feminine woman with blonde hair who is considered by most men to be a prime catch as a girlfriend, which explains the metaphorical comparison to platinum, an extremely valuable metal.
Have you seen Johnny's new platinum blonde? Damn she's a catch!
Yeah. He better not let a fine specimen like that go.
Yeah. He better not let a fine specimen like that go.
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Get the Platinum blonde mug.While receiving a standard blow job, the male pulls out of the oral cavity, and ejaculates on top of the receivers cranium. Next, he rubs the white substance into the reciever's hair, making it appear blonde, i.e. blonde job
by dick'n ballz April 21, 2010
Get the blonde job mug.A seriously athletic/buxom blonde chick with big glute muscles and fake tits with nips out to here. women of this type are usually attracted to black men (thus the hottentot aspect) who know how to control her, regardless of his physicality or general disposition toward her.
by major_delmac April 4, 2005
Get the hottentot blonde mug.When you see a blonde female and automatically think she's bomb because of her blonde hair. Then you see her face and realize you were blinded by her blonde hair.
*some guy* damn look at that girl she a finee blonde!"
*chick with him* "ew shes hammered you were blonded"
*that guy* "ohh...shit you're right"
*chick with him* "ew shes hammered you were blonded"
*that guy* "ohh...shit you're right"
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