Bender

1. Something that bends something eg pipes
2. A brown-nosing, arse licking, bum boy, cock-loving, up-the-wrong'un, pussy-hating gayboy

1. Bender from 'Futurama'
2. James Pickup

by godli July 15, 2008

because WE'RE ON A FUCKING BENDER

The answer to anything when no other answer will suffice.

guy 1: "How the hell did New Zealand manage to draw with Italy last night?"

guy 2: "because WE'RE ON A FUCKING BENDER!!!"

by qpwoeirutt September 15, 2010

Beiberfile

A person aged 18 or over who feels lust towards the mini Canadian.

My sister is 29 and she told me she had a sex dream about Justin Beiber she is for sure a Beiberfile

by Emzaleena March 5, 2011

Beadered

when you have had too much to drink and your head begins to hang...before you know it, your arm is your pillow...and on the bar your face hangs...

"why did phil go home so early?...he had 2 beers and 10 Jameson shots...that dude got beadered."

by The musketeer March 17, 2013

beiberitis

A horrible, mind crippling, disease that is passed by horrible radio stations and delusional fans of disgusting music.

Nate: why are you bleeding out of your ears?

John: I seemed to have contracted beiberitis

by carrion420 November 4, 2013

Medicinal Bender

Act of drinking a handle bottle of liquor at the first sign of flu or cold symptoms, bringing your blood alcohol level to about .35, and killing any germs present in the human body.

Glen, "man James you looked like shit yesterday, I was sure you were coming down with that nasty flu that's going around."

James, "I was, but I did a Medicinal Bender by drinking a handle of Beam, killed all those germs before I woke up!"

by TuckDCconnect January 7, 2011

justin beiber

he is a big f*cking fag

F*CK JUSTIN BEIBER HE IS A F*CKING HOMO

by catfuzz January 30, 2015