beating cheeks

having sex

Don't come in! I'm beating cheeks with my biznitch.

by Nick D February 13, 2003

let me beat

the act of letting or pressuring a male have sex, (oral, vaginal, or anal) with a female.

"so if i take you ridin, you gonna let me beat?"

by kyleee. April 29, 2008

a beating from the love truncheon

to slap a woman roughly in the face with your penis. Works better with a massive penis.

Davidson quite regularly takes a beating from the love truncheon.

by S Hussein April 3, 2003

i beat my meat

A guy who jerks off

Last night I beat my meat to some porn

by Just for the LOLZ March 29, 2017

dead beat dad

a loser father who is almost never around, flaky, and breaks promises, usually made to his kids.

dad: hey, jimmy :) how would you like a tree house in the yard for your next birthday? i promise i'll build it for you. it'll be loads of fun!
lil jimmy: oh boy! i would love that! ur the bestest.
....next b-day: dad doesn't even show up cuz he's busy with his hooker friend...
lil jimmy: MOMMY! Daddy didn't come! WHY? *sniff*
mom: of course not. he's a dead beat dad.

by Kennedi Greene October 11, 2007

beating the banana

A slang term for the act of masturbation.

I walked into my son's room yesterday and caught him beating the banana.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004

beatin guts

The act of fucking the shit out of a chick you dont give a fuck about.

Hell yea i beat sharons guts , but my wifey still a better fuck.

by CMD'Z$man September 9, 2004