River horse

Squeaky kid that drinks dirt water and sleeps on a couch.

I know someone that is a River horse.

by WindyButtcheeks51 July 3, 2021

river cerulo

River Cerulo is a beautiful man from the world of law! (life’s a witch), he is married to Kaylarose Cerulo, with his 3 kids!

“Oh wow look it’s River cerulo with Kayla cerulo!!”

by Kaylarxse September 24, 2020

Austin Rivers

a really hot guy who’s number 25 on the houston rockets

me “ yo did you see Austin Rivers make that 3 pointer,”

friend “oh yeah bro, so rad”

by sksksksksdank January 16, 2019

River King

They are cool. They have flamboyant hair. They will most likely be your first kiss and you will sit there like a fish. They have a cool bedroom and are a cool person. They also have a nice closet that you can steal clothes from.

River King is awesome

by addisonhairdryer December 4, 2021

river is dry

the river is dry when there are no girls in an direction of your designation

Person1: dude lets go down the mall

Person2: dont do it man the "river is dry"

Person1:your right theres no girl in sight

by Pro fishrman January 9, 2011

Kettle River

A boonie town in Minnesota about an hour away from Duluth. The population is even because for every illegitimate child born a man leaves.

"I'm from Kettle River" "Wanna know why the population is 180...?"

by Anon_Bitch January 8, 2015

River Cooter

A sopping wet seemingly never ending vagina that may even be too wet and/or soft to be comforting to any man at a moment during sexual intercourse. Yesterday's original "WAP".

She can say whatever about last night, but I did whatever I could to get outta that River Cooter asap before it swallowed me alive. I had to take 2 showers to feel clean.

by Shad Ded November 23, 2020