badger song

A song that is about badgers, mushrooms, and snakes.

the badger song is cool

by ass wiper November 14, 2007

Honey Badger

An animal that doesn't give a shit.
Considered the most fearless animal on earth.

Hey look, a house full of bees, you think the honey badger gives a shit? No it just wants its honey.

by Shortyman September 9, 2011

Badger-Wrestling

euphemism for the act of drunken vomiting, particularly when done in the garden or outside of an establishment where a social event is taking place. The phrase derives from the violent, often growling sounds, comparable to that of a woodland creature engaged in a fight that violent, alcohol-induced vomiting produce. The phrase can also be used to deny vomiting in which the person responsible may claim to have literally been wrestling badgers.

He downed a bottle of rum and spent the rest of the evening badger-wrestling in the azaleas...

"I was simply dealing with pest control and can totally handle my drink"

by James Preston December 26, 2008

Badgers Nose

A Badgers Nose is something on your shopping list. Basically it is any form of food and just a fun way of saying it to confuse your friends.

guy 1: "go to the shop for me"
guy 2: "sure what do'ya want?"
guy 1: "2 Badgers Noses and a Pakki's Ankle"
guy 2: "WHAT?!?"

by Lil Andy :-D May 29, 2007

RB Badge

A badge worn by males to show that you have a RB, when your erection has finished you take the badge off. Usually used during lessons at school the pass the time. And as a competition between students, they are timed and it is seen who has had the longest at the end of the term

Josh: Ooh got an RB
Rob: Where's the RB badge guys
Danny: Here it is
Luke: I'll time it

by Robert Pennington December 24, 2007

Honey Badger Limit

The point at which you no longer care or give a shit!

Reference the viral video of Randall narrating a video about the Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger who "don't care" and "doesn't give a shit" - just takes what it wants because it is a hungry bastard.

My relationship with Chris has really gone to shit. I've reached my Honey Badger Limit - I just don't give a shit anymore.

by SildogintheNatti May 2, 2011

Water Badger

A water mammal residing from the peat bogs of North Dartmoor, Devon. This animal is a cross between a land badger and a beaver. It is usually of dark brown in colour with white striped markings on its back and has webbed feet for swimming. Water Badgers usually feed on newts and plankton in the water, but also enjoy the sweet flowers of Wild Heather. Common locations include Raybarrow Pool and Whitemoor Marsh. These animals are incredibly shy and are thought to be the only type of badger living in water. For more information contact the Water Badger Preservation Society: [e-mail]

There's a Water Badger wiming in that Marsh.
What a girt big Water Badger!
Save the Water Badgers!

by Amir T July 13, 2007