niggito burrito 

A nigga that is wrapped up in a blanket.

Yo look at that niggito burrito he looks so dumb lmao

niggito burrito by CrispyCheeseCurd April 15, 2021

secret burrito 

noun

A burrito kept and consumed in secret—typically in an industrial work area where food and beverages are prohibited— hidden under a stack of paper documents.

That senior airman thinks he’s sly with his secret burrito on his toolbox.

secret burrito by Radio Mastermind December 10, 2021

Smitty burrito 

Commonly used in response to an inaccurate fact, fabricated statement or false narrative that is decisively full of shit. Smitty burrito became popular during Covid-19 period although started in the 1970s when a parent passed their childs soiled diaper off as wrapped burrito.

Covid 19 is a government conspiracy - response - Does that Smitty burrito come with hot sauce. The world is flat - response - Thanks for that stale Smitty burrito. Response to long narrative -- I don't know anyone that makes Smitty burritos like you or thanks for all those home-made Smitty burritos. You swallowed that Smitty burrito whole! A gullible person or far right or left group -- Smitty burrito appassionato(s).

Smitty burrito by Paritybond February 6, 2022

Birthday Burrito Surprise 

Put on your birthday suit, wrap yourself in a blanket like a burrito, wait for your significant other, friends, or family (if you dare) to see you, and then quickly unwrap your butt-ass-naked-self in front of them, yelling, “Surprise!” You’re naked when you do this - in case you missed it.

Girl 1: Omg, when I got home, my boyfriend gave me a Birthday Burrito Surprise.
Girl 2: What the heck is that?
Girl 1: He was wrapped in a blanket, like a burrito, and then surprised me when he popped out naked!

Birthday Burrito Surprise by Joooshy January 18, 2023

Soggy Burrito 

Having anal sex with a Mexican person with diarrhea.

My friend Yahir and I just did a Soggy Burrito. It was muy bien.

Soggy Burrito by No I don’t want that March 14, 2023

squeeze the bean burrito 

An emphasised slang term for male masturbation

I want to go home and squeeze the bean burrito

squeeze the bean burrito by Cozza Ol' M8 January 21, 2019

LEGO ballsack burrito

So you take a LEGO brick and some extra ballsack skin (I prefer to take a hot shower so it’s extra stretchy) then carefully wrap the LEGO brick around your ballsack skin.

Damn that’s a big LEGO ballsack burrito

LEGO ballsack burrito by Emmitt from the LEGO movie April 18, 2019