The most evil, spiteful breed of cat to ever walk the planet. British Shorthairs tend to give you dirty looks 24/7 and stare at you while they plot your death. They are always grumpy and are counting down the days until you drop off the face of the earth.
Person 1: What kind of cat is that?
Person 2: Oh, thats a British Shorthair. Don't make eye contact with them, they will stare you down.
Person 1: OH SHIT!!! (starts running away)
Person 2: Oh, thats a British Shorthair. Don't make eye contact with them, they will stare you down.
Person 1: OH SHIT!!! (starts running away)
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