when someone gives u a handjob and they grab your dick until it turns purple and explodes into nothing but a purple dinosaur named bobby.
by kyle lefebvre June 24, 2008

Every year Blake celebrates his birthday by making a fresh batch of red sauce and giving himself an angry italian.
by Baron Von Shtuckle Shtickle January 12, 2008

by getchasome. May 24, 2009

When a woman is giving a blowjob while taking a shit, she is performing an angry gremlin.
See also grumpy munchkin
See also grumpy munchkin
The wife gave me a blumpkin last night, but tonight its time to turn the tables and get an angry gremlin.
by Loose Goose July 24, 2008

This occurs when a female has been performing oral sex for an extended period and strikes the males scrotum out of frustration.
by Rutherford B. Fellows April 20, 2009

Waiting for someone to speak, spitting in their mouth and then headbutting them. Then you give them a wedgie while they are trying to get their breath back. (2nd cousin of the angry carlos)
by Muffin tits December 22, 2008

Yesterday I was giving myself an angry wank. I was all "Yeah you like that don't you bitch? I'm gonna give it to you harder!"
by Jono likes Anal October 16, 2010
