Angry Mailman

When a girl fucks her boyfriend with a strap on and throws someone else's jizz in his eye, temporarily blinding him. She then kicks him in the balls, swipes his asscrack with a credit card, then thrusts a Federal Express envelope into his hand so that he is hobbling around clutching the envelope with one eye open, thus looking like an angry mailman.

Susie: Hey, how are you and Brad doing?

Tiffany: That bastard cheated on me, so I cheated on him, saved the guy's cum, and then gave him an Angry Mailman.

Susie: Oh. Well, see you at school tomorrow!

by toddsmithsteez September 4, 2009

A angry red neck

It is when you sexy choke a man or women until their faces turn red and scream a racial slur

I choked he until she start being A angry red neck

by L. O. L February 4, 2021

Angry Hell Raiser

When you cum on a girls face, grab a handful of thumbtacks and whip them at her.

"Man I was banging Trudy the intern at my desk last night, and I got to pull an Angry Hell Raiser with your stationary thumbtacks."

by R3825 November 13, 2007

Angry Chef

When a guy cums in a pan after being jerked off and hits the girl with the pan.

My girlfriend asked for an angry chef for breakfast.

by Pacsgood June 10, 2008

Angry Poodle

A sexually based revenge move for women, which entails:

A woman getting in the dominant 69 position with her man and then simultaneously biting his scrotum, defecating on his face and barking like a poodle.

Dude, did you hear how Penelope got revenge on Charlie for that flip and rip? She gave him an angry poodle!

by JMac_attack March 2, 2011

angry dragon

Pretty much a dangerous move, as describe by others, without a caveat.

I read about the Angry Dragon in the Urban Dictionary and it sounded great, but when I jammed my cock down her throat, she bit it off, and then while I was writhing on the floor in agony, she stuck it up my ass. Then she and four of her friends beat the shit out of me. I just got out of the hospital this morning.

by Uncle Meat December 26, 2008

ankylosing spondylitis

A type of arthritis that primarily affects the spine and sacroiliac joints. Tendons and ligaments may become inflamed where they attach to the bone. Advanced forms may result in formation of bony bridges, causing stiffness and spinal rigidity. An inflammatory arthritic disorder that affects males more often than females. Affected individuals are usually HLA B27 positive.

ouch my back hurts lots and lots lets smoek some weed

by bean October 19, 2004