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Pants Handcuffing Ankles

Basically a way of saying someone is in the act of masturbation or jerking off. It is meant to symbolize the imagery of pants strapped around the ankles like a handcuff straps around two hands.

It is sometimes written as "P.H.A!"
Jovan Jordan: anytime I see Rosa Johnson's or Alicia Campagna's phat ass and small tits on social media, it always leads to a pants handcuffing ankles type of situation

Dredd: yeah I feel the same way about Kelsi Monroe, Jada Stevens, Olivia Rose Livi Whitman and Liz Jordan. Thick pawgs always make you want to beat your meat
by GermanGoon January 9, 2025
mugGet the Pants Handcuffing Anklesmug.

Barry In The Ankle

Definition of the person who is bothering someone who is onto something.
"Dude I am doing my damn homework don't be a barry in the ankle!"
by thedemoncleaner March 16, 2018
mugGet the Barry In The Anklemug.

Ankle Choker

Ankle Choker (aka: Sharp Shooting Ankle Choker) is an annoying person, usually male, who never wears baggies.
Example: "You're geeked out in those straight legs, nothing but a sharp shooting ankle choker".
by CallFourZero August 23, 2022
mugGet the Ankle Chokermug.

Ankle

Thus called because it is, on average,
three feet lower than a cunt.
Nothing to like about ANKLES, they are fucking everywhere now. wtf can be done.
by Twists and Twats January 15, 2021
mugGet the Anklemug.

Karma Ankle

When you asked your friend to suck on sand, while you break your ankle on a hurdle made by Wuhan, China
DUUDEEE!! This idiot just frikin KARMA ANKLED his pants when he was taking a sheet in front of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
by itaiestline October 6, 2020
mugGet the Karma Anklemug.

Ankle Dusters

Beef curtains (or swollen Labia) that hang so low that they keep one's ankles dusted.
Damn, did you see how clean her ankles were?

Yeah, she may have ankle dusters.
by mr. poop on hands November 15, 2011
mugGet the Ankle Dustersmug.

Being bent over elbows to ankles

So the Boss wants me to work Saturdays without over-time now. I gotta say I feel like I'm being bent over elbows to ankles here.
by SquidSplitter January 24, 2016
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