Alexandria’s Genesis

Internet disease that isn’t real:

Alexandria’s Genesis-Purple Eyes

Φ Clear, silver-like purple eyes (after 1st birthday; deepen in color until onset of puberty)
Φ No facial or body hair growth beyond what was already there at birth
Φ Dark brown or black hair
Φ Shimmering white skin that resist tanning and burning
Φ Lack of menstruation cycle (in women)
Φ Highly evolved immune system (has been known to resist every disease known to man so far)
Φ Appear 5-20 years younger (after the age of 21, the aging process slows down greatly; it stops completely between the ages of 40-50)
Φ Long life span (ranges from 130-170 years)
Φ Perfect vision
Φ Never overweight (their metabolism prevents the gaining of too much fat a.k.a., partial lipodystophy)
Φ Well-developed and proportioned bodies
Φ Found mainly in women of Euro-American descent
Φ Women are the primary carriers of the mutation
Φ Children born from mothers with the mutation are also carriers
Φ Mutation remains active generation after generation
Φ Mutation grows stronger generation after generation

Source: blasianninjagoespow.tumblr.com

Person wearing purple contacts: I have Alexandria’s Genesis.

Everyone: no that’s fake

by urbandickshunfairy March 18, 2021

alex turner

the sexiest mf in the world, a talented man, aka alex the band guy

"do you know Alex Turner?"
"who's Alex?"
"the band guy"

by alexturnersgf June 28, 2021

alexandra mae

Alexandra mae is a very hot woman who always has banter and isn't afraid to say risky things

Shes also very leng and gets bare guys

Wow did you see that chick she's definitely and Alexandra mae

by K1TRAPPY September 5, 2021

Alex_Google214

Try hard Lieutenant, part of Mano County Sheriff's Office in a platform called "ROBLOX". "They used to get reported at least 3-5 times a day" - states a Major of Mano County Sheriff's Office.

Criminals talking to each other:
- ay do ya know alex google (Alex_Google214)
- yes i reported him he is getting suspended. ez suspension rip bozo 🤣

by bigBrain_the_bing September 17, 2021

Alex the Ghost

Alex is a cold blooded small child who rarely speaks. When he does he will boast about how mature he is when compared to other people. Alex is 0.0000001cm taller than Ewob. If you ever meet Alex you may not see him immediately as he blends into his surroundings very well.

“Oh there’s Alex the Ghost!”

by You pleb January 12, 2022

alex dougherty

A future plumber from the Dougherty Dozen family

"Hey, do you know Alex Dougherty?"
"Yeah! He's the one who devours the snackerty boards!"

by kadenuwuwuwuwuwu January 23, 2023

lauren alexander

Lauren Alexander is the most amazing and charismatic person that you will ever come in contact with. She's a great friend and 9.5/10 people love her. She's never wrong and when she knows what she wants she goes for it. You don't want to get on her bad side. If you screw her over she will lay punishment on you, but overall Lauren is the most amazing and wonder and beautiful human on the planet.

Friend: I'm having relationship issues

Friend #2: just call Lauren Alexander! She's great with advice

Friend: oh no! I'm about to loose my streak with Lauren Alexander

Friend #2: you better snap chat her back! Bad things will happen if you don't

by Samantha Munro March 14, 2017