Non-alcoholic

An adult who cheerfully socializes without alcohol in the presence of others who are drinking or where alcohol is traditionally served.

"Hey dude, let's go out and get stupid crunked" "Nah, man, I'm going non-alcoholic tonight."

by 0proof February 9, 2020

Thiago Alcantara

The greatest footballer known to the footballing community. He plays as a midfielder for Liverpool Football Club, however he has created his own style of play called 'GOAT'. When ever people refer to the acronym 'GOAT' they are referring to Thiago Alcantara.

Wow, that player can control the midfield.
He is a Thiago Alcantara-like player.

by DDP-Trooper1777 November 27, 2021

Fetal alcohol syndrome

Fetal alcohol syndrome is a condition in a child that results from alcohol exposure during the mother's pregnancy.

Greta looks like she has Fetal alcohol syndrome.

by AnonDoxy January 22, 2023

Alcoholiday

An work day devoted to absenteeism and the drinking of alcohol. Typically a Monday.

Yeah, I called in "sick" Monday and took an alcoholiday.

by Canadian Tim October 28, 2006

alcocommuting

Doing the most boring, mindless parts of your job drunk, off-the-clock, on your home computer, so you can reclaim the time fucking off at work, and yet convey the appearance of being efficient.

Policy and procedure updates? Attendance statistics? Put 'em on my alcocommuting to-do list.

by SPQR October 28, 2006

Alcotard

Some one who is an alcoholic to such a degree that the alcohol has replaced their brain cells. Now, all they can ever remember or think about is aspects of their life and past related to their sad, depressed, alcoholic lives.

After he broke up with Girlfriend C, Jackass A became an alcotard. Now he doesn't remember anyone before Girlfriend B, not even Girlfriend A. He's such an emo dick. He's fucking Jackass B's girlfriend and getting high with his squadlings. None of his friends know him anymore and he doesn't know them. Because he's an alcotard.

by Tess498570987593 October 22, 2007

Alcorexi

Someone who is not only anorexic, but an alcoholic. They replace the food void with alcohol.

related to or afflicted by alcorexia.

-Hey, dude look, it's Lindsay Lohan. She's bone thin and falling over.
-Yeah, she's totes alcorexi.

by marginella August 4, 2008