Alberta

her nickname is berta. you love her. she is a grouchy ugly potato. she loves AC/DC. hunting and she LOVES tacos! ;-; she has no feelings and hates people... -.- but you still love her. she has a dog. and you need to buy her a taco. that would be cool. and black is her happy colour .-.

alberta hates everyone. leave berta alone. you should give berta a taco. ;-;

by tacos ;-; July 31, 2016

Alberto

That nigga will fuck u up he a fukin thug don't mess wit dat nigga

Alberto my nigga that dude is a cold hearted crazy straight up thug ass mothafucka

by Emma209 March 10, 2019

Alberto

Some nigga that wants to “go back home”.
Likes to watch anime and jerk off to hentai. Really good at Minecraft. Sees the world in black & white. Very realistic and pessimistic. VERY MEAN AND YELLS AT HIS FRIENDS. Friends are useless like Sakura Haruno. Lowkey loves his friends and family he just stubborn. Kawaii in the streets but Senpai in the sheets.

Alberto will fuck on yo bitches

by BubbyChan April 21, 2021

Albertan

Racist assholes with the highest sense of entitlement you could imagine

"I think it's absolutely intolerant of them to tell us how to change our lives and our people. She should go back to her country and try to make her country better."
J.B.(Albertan) after defacing a portrait of Greta Thunberg.

by Never_too_late October 22, 2019

Alberto

An alberto is a poo-ho, a very undesirable woman. This word references Alberto Pojols (pronounced Alberto Poohos)

Origin:
Poo- fecal waste
Ho- a prostitute

Usage: often used by a friend to stealthily alert one that he is flirting with a poo-ho

A man is talking to a very unattractive woman at a party, and his friend walks up to him, saying, "Alberto is on the phone for you. Let it ring."

by Poobamaster December 4, 2007

provost alberta

gayest place on earth, has the greasiest men ever and its overpopulated with people who resemble Columbine school shooters. Also known for the town of underage sex and child abuse. Before you visit, make sure that you get all your medical shots.

"Have you ever heard of Provost Alberta?"

"Yeah man, I got six teenagers pregnant and got sent to jail for the first time for threatening to hang myself in the school bathroom."

by holefuck969 July 13, 2017

Royal Albert Hall

1. When a man enters a room playing an instrument (which he must be able to play well) whilst completely naked and with the instrument positioned as to bring the genitalia into prominence. This is best accomplished playing something by The Who.

2. A song by Cream.

I heard Babba O'Reilly, so I turned around just to see my brother Royal Albert Hall me. Thanks Ian.

by abuskeletor October 7, 2010