alan garcia

Former Peruvian president known for being sketchy, corrupt and fat.

Alan is known for escape from Peruvian justice several times, have received a big bribes and released drug traffickers and corrupt people in his period leading country.

Alan Garcia ruins country in the '80s. During his administration the nation suffered hyperinflation, terrorist attacks and numerous human rights abuses.

Alan Garcia fuck up Peru twice

by Popy Olivera November 22, 2018

alan perl

a polish twat which talks like he hit puberty at eight years old he also is a polish rapist who goes knoll academy, sevenoaks, kent

alan perl is polish

by George pig December 17, 2018

Alan Butterfield

Stealth bad ass who hung on a tree during hurricane Harvey over 18 hours, grumpy old fart that has 9 lives like a cat.

Lets climb a tree like alan Butterfield

by Samiamx2 December 21, 2018

Alaniis

Best female on the planet she sexy as hell and she valid deadass u Hurd

Person 1:Yo who that
Person 2:that’s alaniis my nigga
Person 1: Damn she sexy as fuck who ever got her lucky

by Smd2240 January 26, 2019

Alan Bowl

An Alan Bowl is a half empty bowl of flower Usually enjoyed by oneself alone.

I had a very rough day and came home and stared at my Alan Bowl

by Enormous Anonymous February 11, 2019

Alancia

A thugga that stans BTS With a PHATTY

Alancia mutha fukin santer BITCH PERIODT

by Thugga❤️ February 23, 2019

Alan Nap

It’s a long nap before you’re going to nap. It’s a nap to prepare for an actual nap. Because nap is life

I worked a double. So I came home and payed down for a quick Alan Nap.

by Sprechenziedick March 14, 2019