asian wifi

Someone with horrible wifi, far more worse than McDonald's Wi-Fi. Someone with Asian wifi will usually be right near the wifi box, or just in the same room with it.

guy 1: *ping 1000* yo wtf im teleporting n shit
guy 2: guys look who has asian wifi
rest of the guys: racist

by rqinbow November 3, 2020

Asia'Nae

It's a very unique name someone that everyone is very cool, and friendly with but yet scared to cause any problems, a very beautiful person and very much popular. Is bad but good at the same time, crazy but nice. sometimes sweet and sour. someone not to test at any point, has anger issues could get anyone she likes, rejects many, easy very appreciated by most but doesn't feel like it to them.

I saw Asia'Nae from across the room and she looked outstanding.

by DatzAsia February 22, 2021

Ashbah

Ashbah is a girl who is really awesome she is just amazing. she is also really pretty. She cheers everyone around her and if you look at her she will be always having a smile. she stands up for her self she does have a short temper but it's all for the good. she is weird on the outside but extremely awesome on the inside she can be really sensitive at times but she will calm herself down only with revenge. she can not handle fake friends. she is an awesome problem solver. she is also really smart. overall she is just amazing.

dude check out that girl..she is so pretty...I bet she is an Ashbah

by Ashbahs bff February 28, 2021

Asian Spaghetti Sandwich

An Asian spaghetti sandwich is when you take a shit in a girl's hair and shove her hair up your butt. If done correctly, it should resemble spaghetti with meat sauce on a bun.

Wanda: Hey Kerry! I'm hungry. Let's eat.
Kerry: How about an Asian Spaghetti Sandwich?
Wanda: No thanks. I didn't plan on washing my hair today.

by JackLegs87 May 12, 2021

Amibae

A deeper platonic connection deeper than a friendship

"Me and My Amibae are always together and do everything together"

by Coolguyblizz November 11, 2021

Asian

A term that defines that you are of Asian roots. Being Asian automatically grants you with great math skills, and longer life expectancy. However, being Asian, you're more likely to have a small dick, and below average height. Being Asian, you are expected to become either a doctor or a scientist, otherwise, you are most likely to get disowned by your parents. Asian parents have highest expectations for you, and an A+ is a necessary requirement.

Although it may seem like a pain in the ass to live in Asian continents, you have anime, which kind of relieves the suffering.

Being Asian is both good and bad at the same time.

"Perfectly balanced." -Thanos on Asians

"You're Asian? Damn, you must be really smart..." -Most men
"You're Asian? Lmao you get no bitches!" -The guy who gets no bitches
"You're Asian? What's your favorite anime?" -Random kid
"You are Asian, you need A+ or become doctor or you not my son!" -Asian parents

by wenimechuindasama August 19, 2022

Asian Parents

Typical Grading System according to Asian Parents:
A = Almost Good Enough
B = Beating
C = Cry In A Corner
D = Death
E = Excruciating Death
F = F***ing Excruciating Death

Me: I got 200% on my test just like you wanted!
Asian Parents: 200%?! Why no 400%?
Me: But the maximum was 200%—
Asian Parents: NO EXCUSE FOR FAILURE!!! YOU GROUNDED!!!

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 20, 2022