Typically a male, who creates awful or sinful jokes. He normally also attends a private school. He may laugh strangely too.
by TheNinja123 May 21, 2018

by Allen Van Hook April 5, 2015

What we call silly folks that make up their own definitions for words and then gets butthurt when they are given the correct definition online
I tried to explain the Chi to a guy, but he pulled an Allen Cavin on me and confused everyone with the new word.
by IanInstigator October 7, 2012

He is HIM. A Pretty boy, prettiest Asian of them all. His rizz is far more powerful then all the other guys. He is a typical player but once he settles down, he will be the most loyal person and down to earth. Never lose a Allen Jordan. They are a rare breed.
by asianking101 January 15, 2023

by Gelly rolll October 22, 2017

The alter ego of Mommy Ahizer.
by CHEESTEAK-EATING eagles fan April 6, 2022

A tiny man that is very small and silly and says dumb things like "is he breathing or not" to a dead body
That man is a Joel Allen he's 1ft 5 and keeps saying "is he breathing or not"
Dave : hi
Steven: you're such a joel Allen
Dave:starts crying
Dave : hi
Steven: you're such a joel Allen
Dave:starts crying
by HEY WAHST February 13, 2019
