s-mess

Girl: Hey, why didn't you reply to my s-mess?
Boy: Because I don't like you.
by Celebi+ September 2, 2011
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carbonated mess

A drink consisting of three or more different soft drinks.

Common in places where the customers can use the soda machines.
Person A: I heard you ordered fast food yesterday.

Person B: I did.

Person A: What did you drink?

Person B: I couldn't decide, so I just poured myself a carbonated mess.
by ChameleonDragon September 26, 2019
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cummy mess

Like a bloody mess but with cum instead of blood.
Keep talking shit and I'll turn you into a cummy mess.
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Hero's Mess

A term originally coined by SPC Groth while deployed in eastern Afghanistan. He used the term to describe a soldier who was covered in his own blood and tears. It then caught on to most of the camp in the following weeks. Songs were written about it, etc.
LT - Has anyone seen Wheeler?
Groth - Yea, he's up that staircase. He's bleeding out and crying; it's a real hero's mess up there.

(The name above, 'Wheeler' has been changed from the original name of the soldier)
by SSG winning August 26, 2013
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Kay Mess

An alternative way to write or say KMS. To kill oneself or commit suicide.
Person 1: Did you hear about Michael?

Person 2: Yes, that entire situation makes me wanna Kay Mess
by Uraavacado August 30, 2021
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mess

your life with all of its intricacies and complications, responsibilities and duties.
by johnhenrybrown February 10, 2023
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