bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
🏠🐦 (explained in emojis)

Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..

by cat hotdog August 15, 2021

Crashing

Often referred to by Holman when a minor incident occurs on track.

“Im crashing” when in actual fact it’s just a wheel dropped onto the gravel

by Racer92 August 16, 2021

Crashing

The term often used by Holman when he has a minor incident on track either on his own or another driver.

“I’m crashing!!!” when in actual fact he’s just dropped a wheel into the gravel

by Racer92 August 16, 2021

Crash

Cool,amazing,beautiful,great all in one word “

That’s pretty crash

by $pider August 22, 2021

Crash Text Dummy

One who engages in text while driving, only to wind up causing or contributing to an automobile accident.

I can’t believe Shawn was texting his jawn piece while driving and wrecked. What a crash text dummy!

by Zombies8MyNeighbors July 4, 2021

Manually Initiated Crash

Whenever you press Right Ctrl and press Scroll Lock Twice after you've added the CrashOnCtrlScroll value on the Registry Editor of Windows 10 on the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\System\CurrentControlSet\Services\kbdhid\Parameters Directory.

Brad: Hey dude! i fixed everything on your computer and now it should be working fine and dandy, also something i added is the Ctrl Double Scroll Lock Function so you can automatically see what stuff is open on your PC

Braindead Not-know-anything-about-tech Dumbass: Thanks Dude! ill check it out sometime

*Tests Function*
*PC Crashes*

*Error Code: Manually Initiated Crash*

by Harv09 July 8, 2021

crashness

a crashness is someone who gets so mad at possante that he has to lick possante's asshole everyday just to get over the fact that possante is better than him

possante is so much better than crashness

by pakman192 October 26, 2012