Pandemic Beard

When a man grows a beard during self quarantine because he's too lazy to shave.

person 1: Dude, did you see Justin's pandemic beard?
person 2: I know dude, he's posting it EVERYWHERE!

by froooooooogy March 25, 2020

Redemption Beard

When someone commits a wrong doing, goes in to hiding and then re-emerges months or even years later with a beard.

The beard is often said to have redemptive qualities and is a manifestation of alleged personal growth.

Did you hear Luke Skywalker came out of hiding a few days back? He’s got a wicked redemption beard, so I think he’s a better person now.

by BonzoMan April 4, 2020

Playoff Beard

A gay man’s female best friend who recommends Netflix love movies after his buddies’ favorite hockey team is eliminated from playoff contention.

Maggie was being such a playoff beard by consoling our team’s loss by making Netflix resolutions.

by HockeyTim57 August 8, 2020

totally bearded

An insult used by Minecraft, Hypixel sweaty players. The insult was integrated into their language so the moderators wouldn't ban them.

You're totally bearded

by Mavarx July 7, 2022

Buccaneer's Beard

An unkempt lady's pubic region, not unlike a ragman's coat. Often features (but not limited to) flies, food crumbs and the odd dreadlock au natural. Normally registers a high Box Waft factor.

I knew it as soon as I noticed the hairy armpits; she had a fanny like a buccaneer's beard.

by The anal jester February 11, 2004

Beard Bail

When you get gum stuck in your beard and you have to shave it off to get rid of the gum.

Bob: Dude I just blew a bubble so big that when it busted I had to do a beard bail.

by Slow Company 7th Battalion April 23, 2010

Skin Beard

An other term for a scrotum.

Dude, check out this gay porn...There's a guy that's contact juggling a black man's skin beard...

by Dracotic September 26, 2010