Bearded loofah

Hipster ass kisser

That operations dude is such a bearded loofah, he is always kissing the VPs ass.

by Brandy’s Jewel January 22, 2021

beard molester

A female who really enjoys stroking mens beards. Sometimes a female barber particularly enjoys this.

That girl is a beard molester... she has touched every beard in the bar.

by SpeakeasyT January 8, 2018

Bearded Santa

The act of cuming on your partners face and using your dick to shape it into Santa's beard.

Jenny was pissed off when she woke up with a bearded Santa on Christmas morning.

by Plattsperv January 2, 2012

Redemption Beard

When someone commits a wrong doing, goes in to hiding and then re-emerges months or even years later with a beard.

The beard is often said to have redemptive qualities and is a manifestation of alleged personal growth.

Did you hear Luke Skywalker came out of hiding a few days back? He’s got a wicked redemption beard, so I think he’s a better person now.

by BonzoMan April 4, 2020

bearded steak

A lone steak that has been forgotten in an unplugged fridge that has grown a blanket is sticky furry fungus fuckus... Later used as a gourmet spread eaten by hillbillys and aristocrats.

Do we have any bearded steak in the fridge? I would love to spread some on a multigrain cracker.

by Lolals December 29, 2013

Skin Beard

An other term for a scrotum.

Dude, check out this gay porn...There's a guy that's contact juggling a black man's skin beard...

by Dracotic September 26, 2010

Nose Beard

A mustache. Particularly thick and full.

Dude, trim your mustache, it's like a frickin' nose beard or something.

by f.zappa March 19, 2009