absolute mess

when one is found in a state of paralysis, vomit stains on their clothing and an elastic band placed around the head as a chin strap.

the male version tends to have their rod protruding from the zip area of the lower garments.
'I seen your man (TQ) in an absolute mess outside the bar on Sunday'
by jamiej13 May 28, 2014
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mess crank

A mess crank is U.S Navy jargon for the lower ranks position working in the galley, same as K.P. in the Army.
Get your ass in my galley, mess crank, and swab this deck -NOW !!!
by Woodstock78 April 24, 2020
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hot mutton mess

The typical over 50s female with scraggly hair, overall disheveled appearance, husky voice like she smokes 10 packs a day and that overwhelming air of look-at-me-I'm-a biker-chick persona. The type who will never learn your name if you're ethnic and totters around like a drunk scarecrow, whatever that means.
the pure definition of hot mutton mess are types like Megan or Leigh.

hot mutton mess sounds like a cheap open sandwich you'd buy from a budget food truck but in fact, it actually defines a person.
by ACunny September 11, 2024
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RAGGY MESS

i LIKE RAGGY MESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i LIKE RAGGY MESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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your a mess

Your a real ass mess if you dont clean your room!
Maria- hey is my room clean
Me- not only is your room not clean but your a mess!
by Daria's jokes May 21, 2022
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your a mess

Kelsea,your a mess!😂
by Sally123❤️ January 31, 2018
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mess-rage

Experiencing strong angry feelings when looking at unkempt place
The house was in a mess, things were everywhere, I had a mess-rage.
by Dribee December 30, 2016
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