In the female case a Jordan is very hot and is most likely to get an std before she turns 18. Biggest ho around. Her pussy pops more than an old mans knee with arthritis.
by Friend of a Jordan January 7, 2019
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by anonymous September 15, 2020
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by jadi is real April 8, 2019
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Person 1: hey I love your hair!
Person 2: thanks! (Walks away)
Person 1: ugh she’s so stupid
Person 3: don’t be such a jordan
Person 2: thanks! (Walks away)
Person 1: ugh she’s so stupid
Person 3: don’t be such a jordan
by katwasntmeever September 30, 2018
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Michael: ikr! He's a real douchebag.
Thomas: ikr!
Michael: ikr! He's a real douchebag.
Thomas: ikr!
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by Cat lover69 December 4, 2018
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