John

A emo kid that talks about suicide and listens to emo songs and also searches up memes, but steals some of them.

John found some great stolen memes that pleb.

by ThatAfkGuy September 12, 2016

John

John is a weird human being and has lots of personality.

John has lost it

by KATSARETHEBEST April 19, 2017

John

An extraordinary man with the most lovely bedroom eyes, an absurdly seductive grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always warm, and ticklish in a few places that make him twitch cutely. He has ugly penis, fat vaginia, very small, depression, autistic, obese, sucks dick, and gay in fucking generally. He is retarded, gay, sucks dick, and fucks his dad because he is gay and fucks his dad. He leads and gets carried by Vilious and PlazmaR, escpically PlazmaR.

John is silver 3

by Vilious March 5, 2017

No John's

A term used by pussies who deny humility or loss with sad and pathetic excuses. Typically associated with the smash bros melee community.

Before we started the match I told my opponent no john's. So that when I win he won't deny defeat.

by Filthy Internet dweller August 9, 2018

John

John is a very amazing friend. But he is also the weirdest guy you will ever meet. As soon as he starts a relationship he wants sex. He always talks about how he wants his girlfriend to suck him off or his girlfriend wants his deep throbbing cock inside of her tight pussy. But he will help you if you need it. He will make you feel better and yet still want to lick pussy and fuck her girlfriend at the same time. Johns typically like Addisons, Juliana’s, and Priya’s.

Ayyyy that’s John. My aggin!!

by Lickdaddy May 3, 2019

Johning

The act when you fuck up bad or banging.

Hey carl get the fuck out of the room I am johning my girlfriends

by Anon2020 July 19, 2016

John

A suicidal guy who's vegan that for some reason likes Twizzlers and is rumored to shoot up the school one day. He also smokes a lot of weed.

Person 1:" Woah that guy looks suicidal for a vegan, you think he might shoot up the school before he dies"
Person 2:" Nah nah nah nah, that's just a "John", you find a lot of those in hell holes like this high school.

by Homosexuals In Hawaii November 22, 2017