Crab Hammer

When one turns their sexual partner vertical and proceeds to hammer her much like a jack hammer repeatedly until sexual Orgasm is achieved
This chick was a freak

.... I flipped her over and crab hammered her while we both got off
by JHigity December 06, 2019
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Hammer Schmear

A little dollop of thick smegma under the penile foreskin.
She looked so pretty with a bit of my hammer schmear on her upper lip.

I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.
by Dick Onchin October 13, 2020
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Hammer Method

The Hammer Method ~ A joking method of fixing a electrical applience by hitting it with a hammer.
"Damn it, my TV isn't workign again!"
"Have you tried the Hammer Method?"
by Kmeelain September 14, 2009
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horse hammer

A male genitalia especially of the large nature
Josh's package is large, he's got a horse hammer!!
by SwagMiester February 26, 2016
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hammer jacker

1. A person with an overblown opinion of his abilities who experiences the misfortune of having his true level of ability revealed to his audience, usually while attempting to demonstrate his knowledge or skill.

2. An overly confident person who screws up big time.

The exact origins of this term are not known. Some speculate that the term may first have been coined in reference to a guy who, while playing a cowboy gunslinger like on TV, shot himself in the foot.
Did you hear about John? That hammer jacker shot himself in the foot while showing off his gun slinging "skills" to his friends!
by Franzig Durpy January 01, 2014
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hammer toe

Horribly manicured toes, foot fungus, and yellow toe nailed nasty wiggly bent awkward freakish toes.

In some cases, an infected toe, that is giant, and in extremely inflammed may be considered a hammer toe.
Dude, put your sock back on, your nasty hammer toe is freaking me out.
by Glen W. June 09, 2005
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dumb hammer

A Dumb hammer is a flaccid penis that is attached to a stupid, wasted, drunken man. Who will flash his penis and expect everyone to think it is something that is worth looking at.
Brian was in his house and his windows were open and he was choking his chicken and someone outside looks in and can see him spanking his money and yells, Quit abusing your dumb hammer....

Or

Brian, sittin in his lawn chair naked and wasted, sloshing his beer down his gullet, stands up and yells, "Get a load of this and stands up and waves his penis at the crowd. Someone from the crowd laughs and points, laughs and yells, PUT THAT DUMB HAMMER AWAY.
by eve co October 04, 2009
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