by Daniel Harold March 01, 2004
1. Within the Urban Dictionary, a word or phrase that makes little to no sense in any sort of context.
2. Any type of information that makes little to no sense out of context, like a pointless photo.
3. When someone's actions can be considered less than necessary, or not very smart
4. Crap that is stupid, i.e Brainless or without thought, which essentially outlines all crap ever.
2. Any type of information that makes little to no sense out of context, like a pointless photo.
3. When someone's actions can be considered less than necessary, or not very smart
4. Crap that is stupid, i.e Brainless or without thought, which essentially outlines all crap ever.
Person 1: *shows friend an image*
Person 2: The hell is that?
Person 1: Just some stupid crap I found online
Person 2: The hell is that?
Person 1: Just some stupid crap I found online
by Mystic Llama August 17, 2014
by John Port September 12, 2003
When your crap is so strenuous and epic it's a must to nap afterwards. Giving the user the sense of rejuvenation once awake.
You - You look refreshed!
Me - Thank you Katie, I just took a Crap Nap!
You - What's a Crap Nap?
Me - Well Katie, I had to use so much force to dispose of my turd I was wiped out afterwards. Which as result of the force involved, I needed to take a good old fashion Crap Nap to bounce back.
Me - Thank you Katie, I just took a Crap Nap!
You - What's a Crap Nap?
Me - Well Katie, I had to use so much force to dispose of my turd I was wiped out afterwards. Which as result of the force involved, I needed to take a good old fashion Crap Nap to bounce back.
by Horrorspecialty September 28, 2013
When you are sitting in class and have to take a monster shit to the point where it feels like you are being stabbed in the stomach repeatedly. It requires a quick trip to the bathroom where you blow the gaskets off of the toilet and everyone hears you fighting the feces out of your asshole.
While Bella was sitting in class, she felt like she was being crap attacked and rushed to the bathroom. As soon as she sat on the pot she fought tooth and nail to remove the feces from her intestines until she finally collapsed in victory.
by Static1432 November 10, 2009
(Noun) The pubes that surround your asshole and as you shit, grab pieces of the shit to collect. These crap grabbers help to create skid marks to remind who is boss.
(Verb) anyone or anything that takes the action of grabbing crap.
(Adj) Someone or something described because they like grabbing things of crap.
(Verb) anyone or anything that takes the action of grabbing crap.
(Adj) Someone or something described because they like grabbing things of crap.
Johnny was sitting on his toilet pushing out crap, as he did the crap grabbers had a field day coating themselves. Later Johnny found he had a major skid mark.
The local bums were crap grabbing at the pile of shit near the dumpster.
Frank is crap grabber who smells like a bucket full crap.
The local bums were crap grabbing at the pile of shit near the dumpster.
Frank is crap grabber who smells like a bucket full crap.
by Mr WordSmith March 07, 2014
Someone who can't resist a yard sale item no matter how fucking useless in either:
a) the attempt to resale said piece of shit for a quarter profit or...
b) thinks they will have a pretty good use for said item later
a) the attempt to resale said piece of shit for a quarter profit or...
b) thinks they will have a pretty good use for said item later
Patrick was such a crap herder, he picked up some broken tables from the trash collection pile and brought them to work.
by John Wesley February 09, 2008