January 16

national "tell your friend you pick on you love them/you care for them" day

many friends are picked on everyday. today lets change

You: hey bro, ily :)
bro: why are you being nice to be tf
you: its national "be nice to your picked on friend" day
bro: oh ofc it is, this would've never happened if it wasn't January 16th

by MaddoxMyle May 26, 2021

January 16

National do nothing day

I would go out today but its January 16th, and you know what that means

by amongus man January 16, 2022

April 16

National slap that booty day

I’m gonna go slap Emily’s booty today because it’s April 16

by Lilwindexmyboi April 15, 2019

M-16

The Kickass main assault rifle used by the US of A. Its gas operated (means the gas takin from a shot round comes back to throw the bolt back for all u idiots out there) and its chamberd at 5.56 x 45mm. This rifle has an effective range of 500 meters for a point target and 700 meters for an area target. Has many varients such as the M4A1 and can be equiped with the M203 grenade launcher.

Kickass gun of the US of A

by Lightning November 30, 2003

May 16

If you where born on this day you give the best head! Go off you sexy mother fucker 😫😫

Ooh snap she was born on May 16th she better give me that good good.

by Martha wetnass November 22, 2021

November 16

The day the craziest, sassiest mother fucker was born.

Person A: When’s your birthday
Person B: November 16
Person A: Holy shit you must be crazy af.

by Satansho666 March 11, 2021

October 16

once in a blue moon day

- a day when shy people can say i love you countlessly because it's once in a blue moon.
it's finally October 16 so let me say i love you to the ones i love!

by bluemoonluvr December 10, 2020