zook

the process of one smelling so bad that everyone thinks that there is a dumpster coming, or oneself looking so ugly and so alien like that nobody wants to go near them unless they're sending them off to the moon

Basically this word makes no sense at all, so it makes sense in every way you try to use it... you fuckin' zook

1) You fuckin' zook, I want to puke all over your face

2) I zooked the shit out of her last night

by China Doll 69 February 1, 2012

Zwoogie

To crap so much that it shoots you up and you catch air and partial hang time.

I haven't crapped in a few days, and I am afraid if I do I might Zwoogie!

by Wagony WigWag July 6, 2011

Zwoksels

Afkorting voor zweet oksels

Damn, ik had nooit moeten sporten. Mijn shirt is uit te wringen, zo'n erge zwoksels heb ik.

by lalallopsyland July 3, 2016

Smoking that Zooknee pack

when you fuck up Zooknee - taking constant L's

"pass me that Zooknee pack" Smoking that Zooknee pack

by RobertsLapins March 22, 2023

Zook

1) The process of pulling a wedgie out of the arse area.

2) Past form: Zooked

Invented by four bored Year 10 Students in an English lesson in Surrey (2003)

1) I need to zook

2) I just zooked

by Holly18UK November 29, 2006

Zook

The sound you make when you shove a slightly squishy pickle fully up your ass

Make me zook like one of your french girls

by God / The Speaker of truth June 11, 2021

zookeeper

a white slave trader of black slaves. very racist term to decribe a whit person. proud white person may call himself this.

U fuckin' zookeeper!

by calloom May 27, 2006