Zorgon

Every woman carries baggage from a zorgon sooner or later.
ZORGON:
Remote and distant lizard being thinly disguised as a human, that shows no emotion while being very emo all day long. Craves world domination and secretly lives in an anime cartoon world.

Defense mechanisms: acid spit and mind control

Don't eat me MR ZORGON!

RUN! it's a full fledged ZORGON alert!

Once a zorgon, always a Zorgon.

Ladies, you can't change a Zorgon.

That Zorgon done gone broke her heart...

That Zorgon ate my baby!!!

Sector 4 is riddled with zorgons, we must reroute!

by hennerman January 17, 2010

Zorgasm

The act of pulling out and shooting your load in the shape of the letter "Z" on the girl's chest.

Yeah man, that Zorgasm I left on her will make sure she never forgets me.

by Tobin Moss April 30, 2005

zorglorf

The name for excrement originating from an alien robot fly

I dont remember ordering this garnite (alien robot pizza eaten by alien robot flies) with zorglorf on it.... ha... ha... ha... you suck *points*

by Cunt muscle December 29, 2004

zorgy

An orgy with animals.
Acronym of zoo + orgy.

Sharon brought her dogs last night and we started a hot zorgy.

by The.Andy June 14, 2008

Zorgon

A planet worse than hell. I don't go there. An Asian lady fries bugs live on this planet. It is hotter than Venus.

Zorgon is a firey planet.

by Ashly777 August 21, 2022

Zorgy

Having an orgy while falling asleep.

I had a crazy zorgy last night with like 6 other people after we played scrabble.

by Paul and the big blue ox January 20, 2009

Zorgasm

The climactic and satisfying popping of a(n especially) large zit, and the accompanying euphoria that comes from pressure having been released.

I had the best zorgasm from popping that huge zit on my chin.

by swedemily November 6, 2008