zombie

An individual who has a very attractive body but a face that would make medusa turn to stone. So called because the only way of dealing with a zombie is to remove the head.

Marvin: Darren, meet my friend Jill.

Darren: my god! what a zombie!

(Jill runs away sobbing)

by Randal Leadbelcher October 2, 2007

zombie

a zombie is an undead soul it is humanoid and hence possesses a creed ie being a zombie is possible but hard for humans to attain... it does not thrive of the flesh of other living beings but the flesh of the living god from within

"i had a zombie body" says the living god... back before the flood but i was able to save myself and did not just only live the once few that was close

by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007

zombie

after knocking a girl out - see donkey punch, - spaff on her eyes. when she awakens, she shall'nt be able to see anything. like a zombie

by juggernaut sex monster October 22, 2003

zombie

zombie is a slang term for a type of cannibis, also known as chronic

"man we scored some good zombie last night"

by g sus December 5, 2009

zombie

somebody who doesn't like to be hugged.

"You can't love on Jenny, she's a zombie!"

by pester April 18, 2005

zombie

when you dance like you have no sence at all and just go crazy with it

do the zombie with the two step

by candace m. April 26, 2007

zombie

To ejaculate in the face of a sexual partner, ideally across the eyes. This will invariably result in them stumbling around, arms outstretched, moaning incoherently. Just like a zombie.

She was pissing me off, so I pulled a zombie on the bitch.

by Ian January 30, 2005