zombie

An individual who has a very attractive body but a face that would make medusa turn to stone. So called because the only way of dealing with a zombie is to remove the head.
Marvin: Darren, meet my friend Jill.

Darren: my god! what a zombie!

(Jill runs away sobbing)
by Randal Leadbelcher September 20, 2007
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a zombie is an undead soul it is humanoid and hence possesses a creed ie being a zombie is possible but hard for humans to attain... it does not thrive of the flesh of other living beings but the flesh of the living god from within
"i had a zombie body" says the living god... back before the flood but i was able to save myself and did not just only live the once few that was close
by angus macfarlane March 16, 2007
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after knocking a girl out - see donkey punch, - spaff on her eyes. when she awakens, she shall'nt be able to see anything. like a zombie
by juggernaut sex monster October 23, 2003
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zombie is a slang term for a type of cannibis, also known as chronic
"man we scored some good zombie last night"
by g sus December 05, 2009
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somebody who doesn't like to be hugged.
"You can't love on Jenny, she's a zombie!"
by pester April 19, 2005
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when you dance like you have no sence at all and just go crazy with it
by candace m. April 18, 2007
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To ejaculate in the face of a sexual partner, ideally across the eyes. This will invariably result in them stumbling around, arms outstretched, moaning incoherently. Just like a zombie.
by Ian January 30, 2005
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