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Zeus Cannon

A giant orbital facility created by the remaining governments of Earth, to be used as a final weapon against the Leonid Meteor which is the source of the alien Phantom outbreak.

The weapon uses a bioetheric laser several times larger from conventional medical lasers to blast into the crater, effectively destroying all Phantoms that reside within.
The Zeus Cannon is a proven, effective weapon; it will kill Phantoms.
by Tim Kedojeh January 19, 2005
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Zeused

When you have to fart but you can't, because you are in a compromising position so, you pull your ass cheeks apart to just make the breath of air sound.
Jimmy was sleeping next to a girl whom he didn't know. Instead of passing gas really loud, he pulled apart his cheeks and Zeused.
by Sold For Parts August 1, 2011
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Zeursh!!

The sound a vagina makes when it emits fluid, very forcefully, from climaxing, aka "squirting". Zeursh! is particular to a rather audible and loud, intense squirt.
She zeurshed... EVERYWHERE. Linens destroyed - I'm not complaining! Her vagina said ZEURSH!!
by PtotheSKI January 22, 2015
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Zeus

In Greek Mythology, Zeus was the god of gods. Well-known for controlling thunder & lightning, wearing a white robe and boasting a thick grey beard, kinda like my image of God.
"Zeus is not God, you pagan."
-me
by Dave September 13, 2004
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zeus

The most bad ass of all gods. Represents all that is powerful, lightning, crushing people, victory, and swag. Zeus is patron god of seniors and almighty protector of Lance Armstrong.
Zeus kills with an all powerful fury.
by RocktheJordan August 30, 2006
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Zeus Dick

A dick that is so big and/or beautiful that it is god-like.
Wow, you've got a Zeus Dick!!!
by Wackadoo January 24, 2009
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Zeus's Blessing

When you brush your crotch area past a metal beam embedded in drywall and it shocks the tip of your penis with the fury of Zeus.
I was passing my friend in the hall and I got too close to the corner and I received Zeus's Blessing. Now I can't walk and I now occasionally pee blood.
by Safemilk March 14, 2018
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