Zeeshan

A guy that’ll tell you he’ll marry you and string you along for 3+ years just to cheat on you. Don’t trust him

“Hey I think I really like this guy, he always says nice things to me and makes me feel good”
“Nah you wouldn’t wanna purse it, that’s a total zeeshan”

by ilikeapricots October 18, 2019

Zeeshaan

Some Wannabe Badass Who Tries To Be Known As A Playa But Always Fails Due To His Repulsive Body, Shitty Personality And Mahusssive Nose. Beware, He Will Try And Make You Touch His Chode Down The Park.

Zeeshaan: 'Hey guys!'
Everone Else: 'Piss off fag munch'

by HotBlonde. August 11, 2009

Zeeshan

dumb idiot who doesnt understand my advice

Marisa: how does he not understand “whoever smelt it dealt it”?
Annie: idk he must be a zeeshan

by picklefun101 May 25, 2019

Zeshaan

Zeshaan is a cool kid name that is normally from Pakistan and is good to have around as a friend because he doesn’t give a shit about what he does and will always be better than everyone around him.

Hey Zeshaan want to go to a party?

by Dr. James Green November 23, 2021

Zeeshan Barry

He is the smallest out of the bunch and normally becomes a bitch by the age 10.
He goes to the gym but makes no progress and stays ugly and weak.Also girls run away or avoid this type of person.

Oh look she’s running away from a midget zeeshan Barry

by Zeeshan Barry June 23, 2020

zeeshaning arround

To mess around to try to avoid doing any work.

Yo Mani! Quit zeeshaning arround and get that food delivered!

by lavache130 March 31, 2017

Zeeshan Shah From Iran

Chav who got arrested for being a nitty. Best friends with wikileaks man. Has obese cat who cannot stand up.

Have you seen Zeeshan Shah From Iran? He stole my cocaine and sold it on gumtree for 30 pence

by Abdul Abdullah Abdul June 14, 2021