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Hummingbird zapper

An electronic device similar to a bug zapper which, as the name implies, is designed to reduce the local hummingbird population. It resembles a standard hummingbird feeder, but unlike a bug zapper's ultraviolet light, it has a red light to attract the birds. It also contains a 50 kilovolt power supply, connected to flower-shaped receptacles at the base. When an unsuspecting hummingbird inserts its beak into the flower searching for nectar, it bridges the contacts and the bird explodes with deadly and humorous effect.
No longer content with his usual nighttime entertainment of drinking malt liquor while watching the bug zapper, Zeke's new hummingbird zapper provides hours of daytime redneck enjoyment.
by Timotheus325 April 26, 2010
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Nut Zapper

It is any item that is made of a romote and a zapping device (when u press the button on the romote the device zaps). its called nut zapper because it's used to zap nuts. try to stick the device to your friend's or enemy's of any nerd's naked nuts when he's asleep and order him to obey all ur orders or he will be nut zapped. ir u try it to yourself u will feel the pain for several minutes, so he won't disobey a single order.
Man, once in the camp 5 to 7 enemies whome i hate attacked me while asleep and stuck that nut zapper device into my nuts. it was midnight when each gave an order and i couldn't disobey and when i disobeyed two to three orders i was zapped and that was so painful i felt it for 30 minutes. some of the orders were burn ur boots and socks, eat a living spider, lick the sand, and the worst was ot burn my clothes, finally i agreed and burned them all. next day was a disaster part of my ass was showing and the boxers were ashes and the trouser was torn and black and i was bare shirt and barefooted
by michael-mikey November 6, 2007
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zasper

When a girl is giving you head upside down and you jizz into her nose.
My girl friend was giving me bad head so I had to zasp her
by Jack Hoffman March 3, 2005
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Zasperratic

A mood in which a person's mind is behaving spontaneously and erratically
I'm so zasperratic today, i just blurted out that I wanted a talking giraffe to go clubbing with me, and that he'll see which women are whores, and that i should stay away from them, and i'll listen 'cause he's my best friend and knows what's good for me.
by Jsrph January 16, 2011
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zasper

When a girls giving you head upside down and you bust up her nose.
Dude why do u have to zasp me Jon Parker
by jack hoffman May 13, 2005
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Nigger Zapper

When a bitch ass negro is acting out of place and the po po zap the bitch ass nigger with a taser
Little nigger stealing

Police officer gets out his nigger zapper and shuts him down
by Niggerdefs October 4, 2019
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zapper

It when a guy goes down on girl and is licking her clit and puts one finger in
her ass and 2 in her crotch!
by rsonee February 19, 2004
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