zanker

n. a person who is extremely inept. unable to do what any normal person could.

v. to be insulted.

That guy is such a complete zanker.

DUDE! she totally zankered you!

by KKKKathRRRRRyn December 24, 2007

zanal

to have crazy anal sex. Also can be used as zanalize.

"The bitch wanted to get zanaled, so I zanalized her."

by cooey November 30, 2005

zackle

A DOA word used mainly as a replacement for expressions such as, "it's all good", "I'm down with that", or "I'm good".

Person: "Hey, how are you?"
Person 2: "Zackle"
Person: "Nice."

by Mike Dissinger June 22, 2006

Zackleys

When somebody lets out about 22 liters of silent gas from a very filthy, unwashed, shit encrusted asshole and it smells Zackley like SHIT.

As Scooby Doo and the gang had another mystery on their hands, they were cruising in The Mystery machine and all of a sudden Fred smells something coming from the way, way back and he says... "I don't know if it's you Shaggy, or you Scooby, but one of you has a serious case of The Zackleys" Scooby: "Uhhh?" Shaggy: "Zoinks , like, I don't know what The Zackleys are Fred." Fred: "Since Velma is a girl and Daphne is a girl and girls don't fart, and I can see Scooby's asshole, by the process of elimination, the person with The Case of the Zackleys is YOU SHAGGY. You farted and it smells Zackley like shit. Besides, you are such a filthy looking, grimy mother fucker, I'm sure you have a crusty asshole and you must have a load of brown foam in your under britches because I can see it running out your pant leg. Now I know why you always wear brown pants. MYSTERY SOLVED. You Shaggy, have a case of the Zackleys, you filthy mother fucker."

by Doyle_Hargraves February 25, 2020

zank

a bro term used to describe something cool or used in any situation when wanting to sound like a bro. It can also be used as a noun, adjective, verb, or added to the end of any word

dude that movie was sooo zank

mom, cool the fuck out. you can't hold me responsible for peeing on the rug and trying to spoon the dog because i was so zanked last night

by zachevieve August 22, 2010

Zacklee

One of the more popular words said drunk or high; see exactly.

Zack: "Whoa...so, Kobe Bryant was named after Kobe beef because he was destined to be the best??"
Lee: "Zacklee, brooo!"

by MickNeers January 29, 2020

Zacklish

A cryptic, English derived language spoken by a single individual in Ohio. Despite being mistaken for North American English, Zacklish has several unique characteristics that include hidden meanings, vague descriptions, and entrapment. Conversations with Zacklish speaking individuals often result in confusion, aggression, and conflict.

Quit speaking Zacklish and just tell me exactly what you mean!

by cramdon swinehoots January 9, 2014