zankl

Zankl - the guy with the fucking longest neck in the world. Best booty in town tough. Fucks like a rabbit on cocaine.

You know the giraffe zankl, who fucks like a cocaine rabbit?
Yeah he is the best

zankl by Klobruntzer November 22, 2021

Dog zankation 

When you spend all days before exams in doing nothing and the night before the exam you decide to study all lectures

I have an exam tomorrow. I’m in dog zankation mood now.

Dog zankation by Ayten Ahmed February 24, 2021

Dog’s Zankation Syndrome 

It is a syndrome that affects students and it means that the student studies what has been studied in three or four months just few hours before the exam. This syndrome begins one or two days before the exam or in any means of transport while the student is literally on his way to sit for the exam.
Symptoms are “laughing for no reason accompanied by crying and increased hunger and thirst”..
( polyphagia , polydipsia , severe psychosis ).
The treatment usually consists of calming down the student and reminding him that the world is at the end a meter by meter.
(Doctors recommend serving him food he likes along with mint tea).

Friend: Do you want to hung out later?

Student: I can’t! I have an exam tomorrow! Just pray I survive this Dog’s zankation syndrome.

Dog’s Zankation Syndrome by HokaHarissa April 21, 2022

zanulinquent 

Present Generation of young Zimbabwean of Card carrying Zanu PF parents, who having witness to the looting and subsequent failure of the Zimbabwean economy have taken on the mantra that the world owes them something.

While running a student Digs in Grahamstown for Rhodes University students for close to ten years, I've had the pleasure of getting to know many Zimbabweans as tenants, then and now. Still the 2008 intake was a rude awakening. The housed group of friends, established a squatter camp, abused the house's shared power bill and had neighbours calling complaining to me about drunken public "urinating-for-distance" contests from the house-front steps, or repeatedly calling the police for noise disturbance. The King Zanulinquent was resident for two years before avoiding signing his final lease, then skipping his last month’s payment leaving others to fit the bill ala this definition. Small Claims Court willing his underpants will be listed on www.bidorbuy.co.za very soon

zanulinquent by Dezdemona August 6, 2009

Zankai 

The phenomena, where bleach watchers come up with different ways of saying "Bankai".

Ulquiorra: It's over Ichigo
Ichigo: Oh yea? ZANKAI!!!

Zankai by Mr. Bleach Watcher October 9, 2011

zanku 

A dance originating from Nigeria, where you sequentially and rhythmically move your legs while slouching.

Can you do the *Zanku*

zanku by Tweet @phallophet January 29, 2019

Zanulio

1 - A person who is being rather ridiculous, in an otherwise serious conversation.

2 - An individual who tends to act silly/crazy as a part of their personality, despite the context of any situation they may be in

Tom is being such a zanulio right now

Zanulio by Jimm the Timm February 6, 2013