Zonked Off The Goose

Someone who is extremely drunk/high that they've lost all sense of control and emotion. Being zonked off the goose usually results in an enjoyable experience but can be dangerous and must be practiced with caution

Yooo Tatum was zonked off the goose at the party

by Montoronator September 24, 2019

Zonked

somebody that is in a stupor from either drugs or alcohol but they try to go to work/ school and act normal. its really funny to watch them pretending to be sober....

WHOA!! Look at joe... hes totally zonked....

by Guys With Eyeliner Are HAWT!!! May 12, 2006

zaked

gett'n really fucked up by weed/dope/pot/marijuana/endo/mary.jane/refer/chronic/thai.sticks/

-yo......wanna get fuk'n zaked after school today
-fuk'n right.....bring up the BT
-whoa....BT...BitonTi....because Bitonti has tons of BT's on it and it has a BT in it

by mark palmer March 16, 2004

zonked

When Your high, drunk..fuckin splattered word is similar to crunked

Fuck after i was balzin it up and drinkin that 40" i was completly ZONKED!!

by The Reefer Man April 19, 2005

Zinked

To be hyped-up or Buzzed on a large dose of caffiene such as an Energy Drink like "Amp", "Rockstar" or "Monster"

Hyper Hyped-up Caffiene energy drink Buzzed....."I came in to work SO tired this morning; I drank an Amp & Now I'm Zinked!" ....... "Rob is zinked; he's Full of energy now that he drank that Rockstar!"

by 1KoolNana! June 16, 2010

zonked

to intoxicate or render senseless with drugs or alcohol

man am i zonked, dude he is so zonked, lets go get zonked

by Joey Tretick December 22, 2003

Zanker Kiekie

Dutch.
Sealand slang for Kanker Ziekie.

Yu wait dat die shait zanker kiekie ayes.

by Sealand July 2, 2008