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dope zones

A positive affirmation; typically expressed in acknowledgement of a situation that is particularly rad, in which the vibes are especially dope.
I listened to his new album, dope zones man, dope zones all around.
by zopedones May 3, 2011
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Zanessa

The nickname given to the relationship of Zac Efron and Vanessa Anne Hudgens. Costars of the popular Disney Channel Movie, High School Musical
Did you see those pictures of Zanessa making out on the beach?!
by TLE August 26, 2007
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Zanet

cool. awesome. amazing.
Fictional character, who is the prettiest thing on the planet, has a body hotter than a habanero, and lips like a ripe pomegranate, and a smile so incredibly radiant you had to watch it through a peice of smoked glass.

She also owns a copy of Joe Dirt on dvd.
that pineapple is so zanet.
by whn February 5, 2010
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zanism

Zanism is “act-ually” a religion formed in the early ‘90’s as an attempt to escape the tyranny of sanity without falling into the prison of insanity. We reject the sanity/insanity dichotomy and embrace “zanity” in its stead. Zanism is not a religion of beliefs. We believe in disbelief.

Zanism is influenced by some (not all) of the sayings of Buddha, Loa-Tzu, Jesus Christ, Niels Bohr, Warner Heisenberg, and Bokonon among others. To understand zanism, we examine why religion exists at all. Then, we capture that impulse--and squash it. You may think this is a joke, but we're as serious as Yorick’s skull.

After your conversion to zanism you're welcome to free yourself of it again and again unto infinity. In deference to Lao-Tzu, we like to think of Zanism as “the path that makes no sense.”
While zanism has no beliefs, it does have several tentative tenets.

1. On Belief: If you believe in zanism, you aren't a zanist.

2. On Earth: Treat the Earth as if you depend upon it.

3. On Salvation: Salvation isn't guaranteed.

4. On God: If there's a god, you're here to amuse her. And—she’s amused.

5. On Violence: We acknowledge that non-violence takes astonishing guts.

6. On Love: Just do it.

7. On Individuality: Dance dust dance!!

8. On Nonsense: Sense makes no sense and no sense makes sense.

9. On Hamlet: It’s a play on words.

10. On Hope: Refer to love.
by Artaran September 14, 2008
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zares

A code word for "parents." Used in the 70's and 80's in the San Fernando Valley.
Dude, my zares found my stash.
by winegeekagain November 18, 2012
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Zane Palmer

An asshole who goes on YouTube to spoil movies for people in the comment section of YouTube. You can usually identify a Zane Palmer by his queer ass profile pic. He usually only takes side profile pics in a lame ass attempt to seem inquisitive.
That bastard decided to be a real Zane Palmer and post the ending to The Force Awakens in the YouTube comment section.
by IHateYouTubeSpoilers March 25, 2017
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zanus

Zealous anus. Full of passion and will to be devoured.
You have one hell of a zanus! It squirts whenever I lick it!
by 69L69 September 12, 2021
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