You played yourself

When you set yourself up to fail.

A little get steals candy and gets punished for it. Congratulations, you played yourself.

by TheCannon124 September 5, 2016

educate yourself

What someone on the internet says when they want you to see their side of the issue but are too lazy to explain it to you (or don't understand their position themselves). Used in a (usually unjustified) condecending manner.

You don't believe in Particle Physics? Dude, educate yourself!

by Tomfoolery1972 April 4, 2012

Making an ass out of yourself

Used in a sentence typically constructed as "You're making an ass out of yourself". It means that the target is making himself seem foolish or that he is embarrassing himself.

"Josh is always making an ass out of himself when he's had too much to drink"
"Hey Josh! Stop making an ass out of yourself!"

by Alstorp July 3, 2014

Go fuck yourself

A colorful method of telling someone to either; a) shut the fuck up
b) go the fuck away
c) go annoy the fuck out of someone else
d) an all inclusive phrase of general distaste which includes a-c as well

Practice safe sex & go fuck yourself...

by Wsntmewsntyou June 10, 2018

cover yourself in oil

Step 2 of the process of flying.

2) cover yourself in oil

by cornernickel December 1, 2020

Get over yourself

1. Don't take yourself or your problems too seriously.

2.It means stop being so self-centered and conceited.

Get over yourself! Other people are dieing of hunger. Not having the latest cell phone isn't the end of the world.

by Sheh May 5, 2015

full of yourself

Insenstive people with an exagerated sense of self-worth, to the point they can't see a thing beside themselves.

You think you're hot stuff, looking down on others and acting as if the universe cared about your shit? You're so full of yourself!

by Clouded101 October 13, 2015