Wrangle My Garfield

The act of masturbating while your cat watches

I think I need to run home and Wrangle My Garfield, IF you know what I mean.

by Ahhh-rob February 22, 2011

Wrangle some tuna

To have sexual intercourse with a woman or women.

Also known as 'crushing some pussy', 'crushing some sweet sweet poontang' or the past tense 'I totally hit that'.

Derives from the words 'wrangle' (to capture) and 'tuna' (a fish whose smell is often compared to that of a filthy vag).

Paul left the club early to go back to his place and wrangle some tuna.

"Where were you last night?"
"Wrangling some sweet sweet tuna my friend."

by WayneBradySandwich February 18, 2010

Retard Wrangling Bozo

Someone that doesn’t realize that they are a retard wrangler, and is completely oblivious to that fact, or accepts and ignores it.

That guy said he wants his team wants to be top fifty, but he’s just a retard wrangling bozo.

by jazzwolf May 16, 2022

pixie wrangling

To make pixies (electricity) bend to your will.

Let´s do some pixie wrangling on these electric chooch.

by fydyl January 17, 2018

Yarn wrangling

The term used in male prisons, mostly located in the midwest, for good ol knitting.

To knit doesn't seem as masculine as yarn wrangling for these boys.

by Phatcatwithastach February 7, 2020

trash can wrangling

When the trash guy just tosses your can on the lawn on a windy day and you spend 5 minutes chasing it around.

Hey bill, that friggin trash guy tossed your trash can on the lawn again. Better go wrangle it!
Yep, Time to go trash can wrangling!

by JesusThePotto May 20, 2014

Bust Wrangle

To hold firmly against one's bust to calm a small animal.

To smother between one's bust to get your own way.

She was bust wrangling the chickens back into their coop.

I didn't want to do the dishes last night. But my wife bust wrangled against the wall until I agreed to.

by Regnold Bilmfrick December 6, 2020