nerd wrangler

A recruiter for talent in technical fields. Especially an overly attractive and savvy person who stands out from their clientele.

If someone in the software programming user group is too good looking, chances are they're a nerd wrangler.

by rossirossi August 25, 2010

wanglebang

An action taken to the extreme

I just wanglebanged your mom!
That noob just got wanglebanged!

by claytoncarver May 4, 2008

Wrangler Strangler

When you're walking or riding with friends and spot a jeep wrangler, you are to place both hands around their neck and gently "strangle" them while shouting "Wrangler Strangler!"or simply pointing at the vehicle.

It is unnecessary to say licence after a wrangler strangler because it is understood that the 'strangler' cannot be strangled.

The phrase was coined by a small group of Bronx teens in the early 2010s.

*Please don't seriously strangle your friends, that's rude*

(Jeep Wrangler drives by)

Toni: Wrangler strangler!

(Strangles Steph)

Stephanie: Wrangler strangler!

(Strangles Donna)

Donna: Bitch!

by That White Sauce February 2, 2013

squirrel wrangler

A person who can deal with difficult people or handle a lot of things going on at once.

A person who is usually in control of a situation, and thinks clearly in sudden, dire situations.

A person that remains organized and calm in the line of fire.

Give that project to our resident squirrel wrangler, Matt. He'll take care of it.

by squirrlgrrl May 5, 2011

Wrangler

A wrangler is a person who watches over and is a temporary caretaker for people who are not currently sober. Similar to a designated driver. The wrangler corrals the non-sober people to make sure they do not cause harm

Shawn: So whos Wrangling tonight boys?
Esteban: I guess since Henry got wrecked last time he should be wrangler and watch over us while we trip

by AnotherE-Boy December 25, 2018

spaghetti wrangler

A vulgar term of offense to describe ugly hairy redneck types.

That fat kid in the corner is a tard.

I know he is such a spaghetti wrangler.

by halohippomoose March 25, 2011

Mendoza Wrangler

An ancient method used by men around the world to attract a mate, it involves grabbing the desired mate and then falling backwards while slamming the mate against the floor or wall in the process. This is then directly followed by continually penetrating the mate while occasionally repeating the maneuver of slamming them against the floor. It's 100% effective and anyone exposed to it immediately decides to marry the user.

Person 1: Hey how'd you get with Stacy? She's so hot!

Person 2: Oh you know, I just used the old Mendoza Wrangler on her

Person 1: Of course that's the best move in existence

by Sneed d'Elaine November 3, 2020