wouldn't fuck her with your dick

a girl so ugly or skanky that you wouldn't fuck her with someone else's dick let alone your meat.

Look at that crack-whore. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!

by MnB75 March 5, 2005

W.W.G.D? What Would Gucci Do?

Synonym for what would jesus do? but you ask yourself what would Gucci Mane do?

Should I buy Chiquita bananas or Minute Made Lemonade. W.W.G.D? What Would Gucci Do?

by BURRLEMASKURR July 26, 2010

I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole

A phrase used to say that you strongly wish to stay out of the way of an argument/heavy situation and not have any involvement.

Employee: I caught Debra and Jeff having sex in the office, what the hell are they thinking?

Boss: Err, I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole.

by Corey_Faure January 20, 2011

Would Wife

Would wife is derived from the fact being that you find a certain woman so attractive that you would literally marry her right now and start a family.

Breh 1: Is this girl hot?
Breh 2: Hmmm.... 6 out of 10 at best..
Breh 3: Elbows too pointy
Breh 4: Are you kids insane? WOULD WIFE!!!!!
Breh 1: Cool story bro
Breh 4: uMAD breh? U Mirin my aesthetics?

by Gary it's my real name June 14, 2011

I would do her

Indicating that a girl is good looking enough that you would be willing to have sex with her if given the chance.

Man that bitch is hot enough I would do her!

by Darius_sca December 30, 2011

would you like some fries with that salt

An excellent comeback when someone is acting salty.

Person: You never do anything people ask you.

Me: Would you like some fries with that salt, sir?

by Skrattar du forlorar du May 23, 2018

woula

Literally meaning "good luck high five uwu uwu" in any Hypixel game.

woula

by ItzZanty April 5, 2021