Wormholing

The action of defaecating into another persons anus, and then them attempting to defaecate back into the original anus. So named because of the extreme difficulty of, how do you say, "two way communication".

Darren: "Dude, I caught Mike wormholing Katie last night"

Cletus: "Really? how did it go?"

Darren: "It looked like two platypusses mating witha chainsaw"

by JiveWorm April 5, 2011

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to go back or forward in time. Einstein's Theory of Relativity suggest that time travel is possible via wormholes

Dude, I'm wormholing it back to 1973 and gettin' down with old Soul Train clips of the O'Jays...

by rchgrca October 3, 2013

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woomph

This is the noise a javelin makes when you don't throw it right and bounces as it lands. Trust me. It woomphs.

*Throws sharp pointy stick that is long and dangerous*

Stick/Javelin: Woomph

"Darn. It woomphed again!"

by tamzinrose July 17, 2005

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When a person inserts their hand into the hanging shirt of someone leaning over, passing through the legs from behind, past the chest, and, ideally, reaching the pot of gold: the face, in order to sequentially tickle all aforementioned parts

Bobby: Meg was working out and I have her a wormhole
Wellington: No way, dude!
Bobby: She thought it was hilarious, said she'd never felt anything like it before.

Chad: Ben wormholed me and fuckin tickled my face, I'm gonna beat his ass
Thad: It's OK, man, he ran upstairs, chill out

by legendsword2 February 6, 2017

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Galactic Wormhole

A homosexual act between two(or more) men where, at least one individual is uncircumsized, and the partner(s) insert their penises into his loose foreskin.

Engage warp drive, and into the Galactic Wormhole!

by The Deragon Master October 2, 2009

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