Wonked

When you’re “fucked up” except you are neither drunk or high

Guy 1: DUDE I’M SO FUCKING WONKED RIGHT NOW!
Guy 2: What the fuck?

by getwonked December 20, 2020

wonged

to be absolutely taken down by Wong, the sorcerer supreme

yo my friend john went to an illegal fight club and got Wonged

by whateveryouwantbaby January 23, 2022

WINNED

when a yung fly nicca like me beat lee in 8ball

me: *wins 8ball*
lee: “you suck”
me: how ? i just WINNED

by FlyNiccaFrmOakland June 14, 2023

wonne

Wonnes are the type of people to have a joint and pass out

Guy1: yo wonne pass the boof

Wonne: *is dead*

by Zane Poons cock June 27, 2023

Wonked my Willy

When she sucks on that ever lasting gobstopper and it’s so scrumdiddlyumptious!

Yo how was last night? It was sweeet! She wonked my Willy

by Mrmoose1347 March 17, 2024

Worned

A meaningless word of caution that is meant only to annoy someone, the intent being to wear the person out by distracting them from thinking about anything productive. In an interrogational setting the words will usually get someone to think about the things they were or were not warned about, thus getting the target to reveal things they could have possibly been warned about. This methodology is especially useful when paired with mind reading technology.

We worned you..!

by etchofsqetch June 6, 2025