Wonk

The act of making a very disturbing face. Similar to winking, but much more awkward.

That ho just wonked at me

by Skinnybiscuit120 February 7, 2018

Wonk

A way to express happiness when you don’t know what to say.

“Wonk”

by 🥀Erin Gray🥀 January 17, 2020

wonk

1. (noun) One who is in any kind of intoxicating state. One who is not sober.

2. (verb) wonked/wonking - One who is injesting legal/illegal substances, which result in an intoxicating effect on the body.

3. (adjective) wonky - One who is acting out of charcter due to the consumption of legal/illegal substances.

I just drank that whole fifth of Bacardi and I am so wonked.

Billy just did like fifty lines of coke and he's acting pretty damn wonky.

Youre quite the wonk.

by Jess Sandy pants November 17, 2006

WONK

Used to denote people who are or assumed to be quite knowledgeable in at least one particular area of interest and have little or no known in person social life. Generally socially akward.

The current use of WONK is as an acronym popular in the "In" crowd. Possible meanings.

1. Without Normal Knowledge - Possible, but awkward.

2. Weird Ole Nerdy Kid - Has always fit the contexted in which it was used better.

In my experience the second is more probable.

Youi're a WONK. No I'm not.

Hey WONK I need you to do this for me.

by grappler38 November 25, 2010

super wonk

A term used when a person does something that is categorized as weird and nerd like.

Jack: Hey Jill, I got a break-up email from that girl I was telling you about the other day.

Jill: Really?

Jack: Yeah, it's pretty funny since we've never met.

Jill: Dude, that's super wonk!

by left brain May 12, 2009

Wonk

When you try to wink suavely, but you accidentally blink, ruining the moment.

"Oh yeah I was flirting with Kelly and I totally screwed it up by wonking!!"

by ironicinsomniac April 19, 2017

Wonk

A funny name for a close friend to annoy them.

Adriana: Jenn your such a wonka. LOL
Jennifer: It's WONK not wonka.

by xBlurple1x June 20, 2017