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Wonking

Wonking is short form of Willy Wonking. Laying around all day and performing most normal daily tasks without getting out of bed, including eating, watching tv, reading, talking, web surfing and sex.
We decided after Willy Wonking it for two straight days to get up and see what the weather was like outside.
by Chadbing September 3, 2012
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The Wonk

Wetaskiwin Alberta, Canada. Also known as the biggest shit-hole town ever. If your smart you'll STAY AWAY.
MAny people live in the wonk.
by AnnaliesePatterson April 22, 2011
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Wonk

Abbreviated form of wonky. To be misaligned, damaged, or containing multiple inaccuracies. Slang.
Have you seen this set of plans? It’s totally wonk! It will take me days to make all the corrections!
by Wan Shi Tong January 29, 2020
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Wonking

The act of purposefully mispronouncing common words and names in a YouTube video in order to generate comments and thus game the algorithm.
Simon Whistler is guilty of wonking in almost every one of his videos.
by MegaTater June 29, 2019
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wonked

The term for "stoned" that was used in the 1969 movie "Easy Rider"
"Man, I'm wonked"
"Yeah, I'm pretty wonked too, man"
by Alex Burchfield January 19, 2007
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wonked

man ur teeth look wonked
by emma chaplips April 20, 2019
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Wonk

(1) Noun - An expert in a field, typically someone who is fairly young and very intelligent.
(2) Verb - To use ones mastery of a specific subject to perform some type of work.
(1) I need to find some physics wonk to help me out on this homework assignment.
(2) Every so often, I have Andy come over and wonk on my computer to get it fixed.
by cazort September 15, 2003
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