Wonking is short form of Willy Wonking. Laying around all day and performing most normal daily tasks without getting out of bed, including eating, watching tv, reading, talking, web surfing and sex.
We decided after Willy Wonking it for two straight days to get up and see what the weather was like outside.
by Chadbing September 03, 2012
Wetaskiwin Alberta, Canada. Also known as the biggest shit-hole town ever. If your smart you'll STAY AWAY.
by AnnaliesePatterson April 04, 2011
Have you seen this set of plans? It’s totally wonk! It will take me days to make all the corrections!
by Wan Shi Tong January 29, 2020
The act of purposefully mispronouncing common words and names in a YouTube video in order to generate comments and thus game the algorithm.
by MegaTater June 30, 2019
by Alex Burchfield January 17, 2007
(1) Noun - An expert in a field, typically someone who is fairly young and very intelligent.
(2) Verb - To use ones mastery of a specific subject to perform some type of work.
(2) Verb - To use ones mastery of a specific subject to perform some type of work.
(1) I need to find some physics wonk to help me out on this homework assignment.
(2) Every so often, I have Andy come over and wonk on my computer to get it fixed.
(2) Every so often, I have Andy come over and wonk on my computer to get it fixed.
by cazort September 16, 2003