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wonkette

A woman who appears to be a normal heterosexual but has lesbianic tendencies when drunk. May also be rude and disrespecting to others whether sober or drunk.(May be used as a noun or adjectivally.)

Coined by Dr. Cliff Redish of U.I. in 2001, the use of this term has spread in recent years as Greek culture in the Eastern United States has taken its greatest hold since the seventies.
That ol' wonkette totally forgot what she did last night, but all the boys got a quick look and a good laugh.

Bob, she went all wonkette on me on the date last night. Laura cussed me out and then just left.
by Singh Nguyen May 31, 2007
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Wonchsmonk

A mystical creature created by Joey Felix most likely in the year 2006, it has a round body and stick legs and arms, an angry expression on its face with cross eyes, its mouth seems to always be open, and it has one buck tooth
guy: Duddee! Your mom looks like a wonchsmonk!!
by NoPachika4You January 25, 2009
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wonkamax

To dress in an exquisite, Willy Wonka type attire.
Dude is out here Wonkamaxxing in this fit, preposterous
by arrhy August 19, 2023
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moving wock

when someone movin weird, actin funny, or does sum hoe shit
“Yo if ya boy starts moving wock ima rock em”
by Jidk August 20, 2021
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Soggy Wonka

When you stick your finger in your ass then put it in someones ear. Like a wet willy, but with shit instead of saliva.
He pissed me off last night with "your mom" jokes, so i gave him a Soggy Wonka. He was pissed.
by ViolenceVixen May 11, 2010
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Wock

That purple & sprite in your double styrofoam cup. NOT A DRUG! an escape.
I DON'T RUN I WOCK 👿
by Mr. Wock July 1, 2022
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The willy wonka

verb; paying 5 or more midgets, or smaller people, to be covered in chocolate ( preferable hershys ), while they gangbang an unsuspecting friend.
I finally got back at mary, i gave her the good old The Willy Wonka, and caught it all on tape.
Damned bitch never saw it coming.
by ironicall aint it November 28, 2007
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