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waking up the wumpus

Oh man, she's so hot, I'm waking up the wumpus
by Yeebus August 29, 2017
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wompuss

mom what are these to things hanging from my vagina? Ohh thats just a wompuss dear.
by Daniel Abikzer October 23, 2008
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wumpussy

Person 1: give me admin
Person2: no I won't
Person 1: you're being such a wumpussy
by C'mon u nomy September 24, 2021
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Wampus cat

Wampus cat lives in the parking lot. He doesn’t get hit by cars cause he lifts up his tail and everyone can see his giant red asshole.
by Kevinasneezaday November 12, 2019
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Wampus

An attitude, nay, a lifestyle, exhibiting extreme amounts of self-determination, self-actualisation, and self-fulfilment in spite of adversity. It can be used to as an adjective, verb or noun, denoting that the word itself displays extreme levels of wamposity. It does what it wants; not because it should, merely because it can. So it is to be wampus.

Note: there are many sub categories of wampus depending on the context of the situation. A person acting entirely out of self-interest to the extreme detriment or inconvenience of others is said to be Dark wampus; those who abuse wamposity in the pursuit of extraordinarily murderous or perverse affairs are spoken of in hushed tones, truly they are the practitioners of the forbidden art of Black wamposity.
"You could have gotten your own Dr. Pepper but you chose to drink at least four sips of mine. I counted."

"Heh, I'm wamps."

"Love my balls!"

"Won't!"

"Heh, totally gonna, for it is a royal decree, and none shall question the wampus King."
by Not King Wampus February 27, 2015
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wampus cod

A person who does something totally stupid. One lacking the common sense God gave a monkey.
You just spilled your drink on me you wampus cod!
by 166enco4life November 11, 2009
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Wompsta

Someone who constantly gets "Womped". Usually a hata or someone named Todd

Someone who say's something ridiculous or irrelevant

Someone who listens to JB music

The appropriate way to deal with a wompsta is to A) Stale Face them or B) Say "Womp" and move on to anew subjet

Antonym: Gansta
Girl: Cameron is such a Wompsta
Boy: Yeah I guess I am
Girl: You can be a gansta like me one day
Boy: I hope so, I hate being a Wompsta
Girl: Its ok Cameron or "Todd" Wompsta
by Gansta T. October 29, 2010
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