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Wikidouchebag 

A person who has learned a large amount of semi-useless knowledge, but once in a while comes across a "gold nugget" that blows your mind.
Guy #1: "If anything is to come of us I demand you go off birth control for 6 months to a year. Eventually, of course."

Girl #1: umm why?

Guy #1: Cause. Woman subconsciously have an instinct to be attracted to males with a different histamine complex. They can smell it, oddly enough since it secretes a scent. In meshing the differing complexes it makes their child have an expanded immune system. However, when the woman is on birth control the body is acting as if it's pregnant and not seeking a mate, therefore is more likely to pick a male that has a similar histamine complex, because instincts want something reassuring and such. SO, when they get married and things down the line and stop the birth control, they're likely to no longer be attracted to one another. Hence the larger divorce rate now, due to the birth control spike in the 70's-80's.
Guy #2: Damn. o.o You fucking encyclopedia.
Girl #2: giggles.
Guy #2: YOU WIKIDOUCHEBAG o.o
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Wikidata 

Yet another failed shithole from Jimmy Wales. It's full of criminals who slander, abuse even laughable privileges and have 4 people online for decades. Literally! Welcome to the USA and Internet!
I know Wikidata - no one said.
I trust Wikidata - no one said.
Wikidata's folks are cool - no one said.
Wikidata by aaamerica September 16, 2023
wicked, cool. used by ali g a lot.
wikid wikid, jungle is massive
wikid by poppbitch July 20, 2006
1. wikkid - (adjective)- Slang: a misspelling of the word 'wicked' which is slang for 'awesome', 'cool', or any word or phrase that expresses something being impressive, awe-inspiring, remarkable, incredible, outstanding or exciting, the best, the shit, the bomb, etc. This definition has been around since the 50's or more. Can also mean fun, funny, sexy, hardcore, chill, non-chalant, laid-back.

The New England slang of the word only defines an adverb that express the degree of the word or phrase. Such as: very, really, well, so, hella, totally (so awesome, very cool, hella crazy, totally awe-insipring, fuckin' nuts/crazy). This definition actually denotes both adverb and adjective, as in the previous examples. Wikkid can express an extreme degree, usually indicated by the excitement in the vocal emphasis and volume. "Yeah, that's wikkid." (That's cool.) or "CHECK THAT OUT! THAT IS WIKKID!" (CHECK THAT OUT! THAT IS FUCKIN' AWESOME!"

~Anyone who votes 'Thumbs down' for this definition is seriously confused.~

2. wikkid - a person who's personality, demeanor and presence are made up of all the following qualities: Non-chalant, cool, extraordinary, awe-inspiring, amazing, intense, brilliant, sweet, funny, sexy/beautiful/hot and crazy (in a fun, exciting way).

3. Wikkid - This is also my infamous nickname among friends and women which describes my personality (see definition 2.) and the impact I have on people. I'm Wikkid and anyone who doesn't think so is sadly mistaken.
1. "That is (so/really/very) wikkid!" (That is (so/really/very) awesome, great, brilliant, fresh, dope, badass, phat, bitchin', pimp, hot, sexy, etc.)
"You are wikkid!" (You are amazing, extraordinary, awesome, exciting, crazy, fun, funny, etc.)

2. "She/he is so wikkid" (See definition 2. for explanantion)

3. "I'm Wikkid and I'm out." - need I explain this?
wikkid by Wikkid/Bobby Eaton December 11, 2008

wikidiot 

1) any person who accepts everything posted on Wikipedia as fact
2) especially any person who knows that anyone can post on there and still uses it as an attempted credible source
1) Josh- Yeah that's totally true. I read it on Wikipedia
Jane- Wikidiot (bad example, but it works)
2) Josh was such a Wikidiot that he used Wikipedia as a source in his thesis paper.
wikidiot by Ali the Strange May 13, 2007

Wikidouche 

A guy who runs a "leaks" site, forever claiming moral high ground while chastising Amnesty International and blaming them and the press for not paying him an astounding $700k to conceal the names of civilians that will soon be dying (thanks to his not concealing them).
Wow, dude is simply a wikiDouche. When are his 15 minutes up?
Wikidouche by left coasty August 13, 2010