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Winona Spider

What Winona Ryder would be if she was an arachnid.

Spider.
"Watch out, Bronson, there's a Winona Spider in your hair!"
by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009
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Winona Ryder

1) noun; an actress with no talent who is given too much credit for her shitty work
2) noun; a person who shoplifts and calls it research
3) verb; "to pull a winona"; to shoplift and, when caught, claim it was for research
1)
Everyone else on this page: "Winona Ryder is the most beautiful and intelligent person on the planet. She's also very cool"
Me: "You're on crack."

2)
Mall Security Guard 1: "Yeah, I caught me a Winona earlier."
Mall Secutity Guard 2: "Same old, same old."

3)
Cellmate 1: "What are you in for?"
Cellmate 2: "I pulled a Winona."
Cellmate 1: "Yeah, that shit never works."
by Monkeysquat March 14, 2005
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Winona Ryder

/win-noh-nah rhi-der/ adjective

Something yelled out by a Call Of Duty online multiplayer when he steals a non-detonating care package before the other team can collect it. This is referring to actress Winona Ryder being arrested for theft in 2001. It also refers to a comedy skit by Dave Chappelle in which people yell out a sports star or celebrity’s name prior to duplicating a heinous or despicable act they are famous for committing.
Winona Ryder! Oh sweet! I just stole an assault drone.”
by PDX Pilot 1 November 3, 2013
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Winona Effect

When a woman becomes more attractive to males because she does something bad or does something illegal.
"I always thought Winona Ryder was hot but when she got caught shoplifting she became super hot, you gotta love a bad girl!"

"Bro, I never really noticed that girl Amy from our office but then I found out she got busted for weed last weekend, I gotta have me a slice of that, that's the Winona Effect right there bro".
by Dazzman April 16, 2014
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winona ryders wife

the wife of winona ryder is louis (@bugdrink on fm)
this is definitely legit
oh my gosh look! its winona ryders wife!
by ratalouis January 15, 2022
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Coming down with a case of the Winonas

A phrase referring to the act of shoplifting. Derived from Winona Ryder's 2001 shoplifting scandal.
Kay: "Hey, do you wanna go to Abercrombie after school???"
May: "I thought you couldn't afford their clothes."
Kay: "Well, I think I may be coming down with a case of the Winonas..."
May: "Ohhh, you're BAD. But sure, I'll come."
by Lance's Buddy February 28, 2008
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Winona Ride

Jean: I'm so stressed about the test.

Billy Korn: Bro you should just Winona ride it out...
by oreolopez July 5, 2019
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