Windows ME

I wish I could get Windows 2000 but unfortunately I am stuck with this crappy OS until further notice.

Action: MSN Messenger is currently unavailable.
Reaction: Crash

Action: Internet Explorer as caused an error.
Reaction: Freeze everything. Crash

Action: Windows ME starts up
Reaction: Crash

Action: Hit 'Enter' key
Reaction: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Error. Blue Screen. Ctrl+Alt+Delete. Screen turns black. Crash.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

releasing Windows Vista

Euphemism for taking a dump.

"I was releasing Windows Vista so bad, I had to reboot twice."
"Wow, did that clog up productivity?"
"No, but it caused bad public relations."

by Anonymous USF Student September 22, 2008

windows xp

a computer that works fine. i have it and it never crashes. its awesome. just watch out for BSOD.
I once got a virus but it went away when i got AVG.
To some people, some people say ''windows xp is stupid'', well they should upgrade to Windows 7.

Windows XP user: my computer never crashes.
Mac OS X user: watch out for the BSOD!
Linux user: what he said!

by u2dvdbono September 6, 2010

Activate Windows Watermark Removal

Launch the Notepad application and create a new, blank note.
Copy and paste the following block of text into your Notepad

@echo off
taskkill /F /IM explorer.exe
explorer.exe
exit

Go to File, then click on Save as. Name the file Activation.bat and change the file format to All files.

Choose the location where the file becomes easily reachable, and click the Save button. I recommend saving files like this on your Desktop to maximize accessibility.

Right-click on the file and choose Run as administrator. If you don’t have this option, you’re not signed into an account with admin permissions.

Restart your device and enjoy life without watermarks!

Activate Windows Watermark Removal (easy and legit)

Jane: How do i get rid of this annoying watermark telling me to activate windows?

John: Put

@echo off
taskkill /F /IM explorer.exe
explorer.exe
exit

into a .bat file and run it as admin.
Restart your computer and it should be gone.

by RemiKYS March 4, 2022

Windows Vista

The five main problems of the Windows OS combined it one giant acronym.

Virues, Infections, Spyware, Trojans, and Adware.

Hasta la Vista, baby!

by Op2 August 29, 2005

Windows Movie Maker

See frustration, blind rage, anxiety, disappointment, stress, toilet or anal discharge.

Leonard: How was work.

Marcus: Oh man, I had a Windows Movie Maker of a day.

Leonard: That bad! Come here for a hug.

Janice: Hey Bethany, do you mind if I borrow your Windows Movie maker. I really need to shit.

Bethany: Certainly Jan, be sure to flush.

by Seth Burrows December 3, 2010

Windows 95

32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a

16 bit patch to an

8 bit operating system originally coded for a

4 bit microprocessor, written by a

2 bit company, that can't stand

1 bit of competition.

A new navy unmanned boat has sunk due to an error with its Windows 95 operating system.

by Severin Victor May 4, 2004