A Manic Deppressive, Horny, Drunk, Sex Deprived Old man who cant get pussy from a decent woman over the age of 18.
Willie is also the last know Slave owner owning over 300 Leprocon/Black Midget mutts known as the Umpa-Lumpa
Willie is also the last know Slave owner owning over 300 Leprocon/Black Midget mutts known as the Umpa-Lumpa
Willie Wonka didnt save those damn umpas from Umpa Land, He's Breeding them in The Factory basement. Don't call me a liar ive seen it!
by Big Trigg July 30, 2006
Get the Willie Wonkamug. noun- An act of intense, emo intercourse performed by a man, wearing a purple top-hat, on a woman;
1.) The man gurgles up a lugi and spits on the woman's vagina. He then begins to smear it around, stimulating her clitoris.
2.) The man then persists by shoving Twizzlers, at least 27, analy into the woman. *Of note, if the woman begins to bleed, you are doing it right*
3.) The man will then drizzle hot fudge all over the woman's breastic region and smear it everywhere. He will then lick all of it off and force her to eat the Twizzlers.
4.) Upon completion, the couple will have sex, however avoiding anal, due to the fact that she will hot be tight in that region.
1.) The man gurgles up a lugi and spits on the woman's vagina. He then begins to smear it around, stimulating her clitoris.
2.) The man then persists by shoving Twizzlers, at least 27, analy into the woman. *Of note, if the woman begins to bleed, you are doing it right*
3.) The man will then drizzle hot fudge all over the woman's breastic region and smear it everywhere. He will then lick all of it off and force her to eat the Twizzlers.
4.) Upon completion, the couple will have sex, however avoiding anal, due to the fact that she will hot be tight in that region.
"At first, I thought my boyfriend was going to rape me... But it was much worse!"
"What happened?!"
"...He gave me a Willy Wonka!"
"Oh! My! Fucking! GOD!"
"What happened?!"
"...He gave me a Willy Wonka!"
"Oh! My! Fucking! GOD!"
by cavalico April 8, 2009
Get the Willy Wonkamug. When a man injects feces into his scrotum, then when he ejaculates the sperm is replaced by a fountain of poop.
by Hellsa House October 30, 2008
Get the Willy Wonkamug. Before eating a woman out, take one of your favorite candy bars and put it inside of her vagina. Tell her to walk around for 10 minutes and then enjoy two of your favorite things together, vagina and candy bars.
(Do not actually do this...it is a health risk)
(Do not actually do this...it is a health risk)
by Matthew Glick October 29, 2007
Get the Willy Wonkamug. by Johnjohn123john January 28, 2016
Get the Willy Wonkamug. the trillest nigga out of the Trezz
aka Glenwood Forest. aka the Candyman got what these bitchz want
aka the block bleeder better know as the candyman serving em
A PIMP
aka Glenwood Forest. aka the Candyman got what these bitchz want
aka the block bleeder better know as the candyman serving em
A PIMP
by Wonka November 17, 2004
Get the willie wonkamug. A middle aged gay white guy who only has sex with gorgeous black men with smooth creamy skin and large chocolate cocks.
Even thou Martin was successful as a commercial banker, he had even more success playing Willie Wonka to Lamar’s chocolate factory
by ReXXXgoliath December 14, 2018
Get the Willie Wonkamug.